Funny Voicemail Greetings

"You have reached the voice mailbox of nine.. one.. eight.. three.." or "Hey this is (name), leave a message after the beep", are some of the boring and typical voicemail greetings that we generally record on our phone voice mail. But this time why not try something different? Instead of keeping such serious voice mail messages, let us have some interesting and funny voicemail greetings. Keeping such hilarious voice mail greetings will not only make you feel good but your callers will also enjoy listening to them. Even if they may be upset with you for not receiving their call, I am sure hearing such messages will definitely calm them down. Now if you are wondering from where to get such funny voicemail greetings ideas or messages, worry not as here comes a list of some great and funny voicemail greetings for cell phones, for you. Read more on voice mail ideas.

Funny Voicemail Messages

"Glad you called, but I just am not able to entertain you right now. However, if you are offering to buy dinner, I may be available sooner than you think. Don't forget to leave your name and number, so I don't get mixed up with different offers and go to the wrong restaurant. Bye!"

"I'm not able to get to the phone in spite of the fact that I'm able to climb mountains, water ski, and play a mean saxophone. So, please leave me your message and I'll get to you soon. Thanks for calling."

"How do you leave an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you... Bye!"

"You know what I hate about voicemail messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me. Bye!"

"Hi. This is (name). If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. Bye!"

"I am running all over creation and back today,
but leave me a message in your own special way.
When I get back and can listen to what you say,
I will call you back but on a less hectic day."

"I am trapped in this box and I can't get out. Help me please!!!! Just speak into this box, when it makes that weird sound, and I will be able to get out and call you back."

"Bet you thought I was going to answer the phone. Well, I'm not. On the other hand, I'd really like you to leave me an inspiring message so I won't hesitate to call you back as soon as I can. Thanks."

"Hi there. This is (name) speaking. I'm home right now, and in a moment, I'll have a decision to make. Leave your name and number and I'll be thinking about it..."

"In case you have forgotten, this is a machine - my owner does not want siding, the newspaper, or the carpets cleaned. He donates to charity through its office and do not want their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave a message and we'll see if he calls you back."

"This is not a voicemail; this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you and I'll think about returning your call."

"Mom, Dad... Don't you think it would be easier to reach me if I had a cellular phone? So how about an early birthday present?"

You may also like reading:

• Voicemail Greeting Examples
• Funny Voice Mail Messages
• Funny Answering Machine Messages

These were some of the best funny voicemail greetings. Try recording them in your voice mailbox and let them tickle yours as well as your callers funny bone. Enjoy!