Funny Things to Say to a Girl

Hey what's that on your face? Oh, gosh, it's your beautiful round nose! Now, saying this, might bring a smile flowered by a rosy blush on a girl. However, you may also hurt your ear by hearing, 'Wow, that's not funny!'. So, all funny things to say to a girl might not work out all the time! As I said, some things may appear funny for some and they may also make them fire you. The way you put it also makes a difference. You may even make a usual statement sound funny, but you need to have that kind of vibe in your voice. Let's say, you see a girl (whom you know of course!) and she says 'Hi' to you! You stare at her dress with your eyes wide open and say in a bit louder voice, 'My my, you are looking so B... E... A... Utiful!' Now, that's a compliment for a lovely girl, with a difference! Alright, time to hit on to some more hilarious and funny things to say to a girl. Jot down the lines or just get the idea!

Funny Random Thoughts

So, what is required to start off with funny things to say to a girl? Hmmm...Of course, funny random thoughts! It really does create a funny atmosphere, if you have every possible funny things ready to be blurted out, at the edge of your tongue. So, here are some funny random things to talk about or let's say, throw at a girl!

• 'That's a really nice coat! I wonder what the beggar must be wearing now?'
• You are sitting in front of a computer in your office, when this female colleague of yours, shows up. You say, '(Name), I must say, you are looking really good today!' After saying this, you start hitting the computer and say, 'Oh please, do not be angry, it was a just tiny lie!'
• 'I am going to send an apology letter to Santa this Christmas' (Girl - why?). 'Cause, I beat him up last year, taking him to be a burglar!'
• Show as if you are praying to God and say, 'Lord, I wanted to become a good man, but you didn't help me out. But, do not worry, I am having a real good time as I am!'
• Ask, 'Are you Chinese?' (Girl - no), ask again, 'Are you Chinese?' (Girl - no), again, 'Are you Chinese?', (Girl - yes!). 'Wow you don't look like one!'
• 'You know why the lion is known as the king of the jungle?' (Girl - why?). 'Ahhh, I thought you would say yes and tell me why?'
• Say hastily, 'Do you love me?' (Girl - what?) 'I said do you love me...at balls?'
• 'You know one day I woke up and I was married to a pineapple!' Pause...'It was a beautiful pineapple!'
• 'Darn! My mobile is not working!' (Girl - Why, what happened?) It says, 'Re...charge your....self with a ki...ss from the cu...te girrrr...l next to...you!'
• 'What are you doing this evening?' (Girl - nothing). 'Let's do nothing together!'
• 'What would you say if a guy comes up to you without a shirt?' (Girl - Hmm...) 'If I were you, I would say that he must have had some really nice pants!'
• 'Hi, my name is Alf A. Romeo. My ancestor named me after a chimpanzee!'
• 'What's your name my lady?' (Girl - Brenda). 'Wow that is so similar with my name 'Bob'! Let's be friends!'
• Say as if you are dying, 'Your intoxicating eyes are killing me. Save me, give me the kiss of life!'
• 'Hey I gave your name for the beauty contest this month. But they did not accept it? (Girl - why so?). They said, 'Angels are not allowed!'

That was it for some funny things you can say to a girl. I hope these examples are good enough to help you come up with some of your creative ideas! Now, let's begin with some funny random things to text to your friends and gain lots of 'lols'.

Funny Random Facts

• Give termites a treat of heavy metal music and see them chop your furniture with double their normal speed!
• The population of chickens is more than that of man in the world.
• Month, orange, silver and purple are some words which cannot be rhymed with any other word of the English language.
• How tiny can it get? The brain size of an ostrich is smaller than that of its eyes.
• You can fool the goldfish easily, as it has a memory of just 3 seconds!
• Try typing 'Stewardesses'! How many times have you used your right hand in typing it? None. It is the longest word which is the typed only using the left hand.
• Ah hah! You just killed a cockroach by slicing off its head! Great work, but it can live without a head for weeks! How's that?
• What's the most in your brain? Water - about 80%.
• Jelly fish are made up of 99% water!
• The largest number of monkeys can be found in India - 50 million! Imagine them all chattering together!
• Hippos can jump, rhinos can jump and every animal can, but the elephant just can't, even to save its life.
• Oysters are subjected to sex change from a male to a female, several times during their lifetime.
• In a group of clownfish, if the female happens to die, then the alpha male will become the female, to continue with the reproduction process. Boy, I guess it won't be fun anymore to be the alpha clownfish when you have a dead female in your group eh?

I have some more funny things to say to friends. Some of them have been listed below.

Funny Random Sayings

• "Whenever you feel you are alone, sad and have lost every single thing in this life, reassure yourself by thinking that you were the one to beat a million of enemies and cross the line of victory!" - Anonymous
• "If God is so smart, how come he is dead." - Homer Simpson
• "Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?" - Lily Tomlin
• "A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad." - Christopher Case
• "A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have kill you too." - Jake Johansen
• "Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?" - Jon Stewart
• "When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other." - Rita Rudner
• "Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease." - Bill Maher
• "I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it." - Steven Wright
• "And always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, 'Shit! A truck!' " - Emo Phillips

Gosh, that is a long list of all funny things to say to a girl, a guy, your friends or whoever you like to. Just look for the right time and throw all such funny one or two liners and give your friends a good time of laughter. Remember, "If you make someone smile, then you are 5 steps closer to heaven. If you make someone cry, you are 20 steps closer to hell!" So, keep smiling and making others smile too!