Funny Sister Quotes

This is a note to say "sorry" to you.
I borrowed your sweater and ruined it too.
It's not really my fault that grape juice can stain.
Though I should not have worn your silk out in the rain.

This is a note to say "sorry" to you.
I should not have stomped your best heels in cow poo.
How could I know that the pasture was full of it?
Though I suppose the cows were a clue, I'll admit.

This is a note to say "sorry" to you.
I should not have swapped your zit cream with glue.
I never imagined you'd actually use it.
Now wasting away in the emergency room I sit. ~ Angela Rose

All sisters share a special bond between them. Growing up together, fighting over petty things, at the same time, being there for one another when the situation demands - are a few of the aspects of this special relationship. Most of us do not realize how much our siblings mean to us, unless and until we are separated by them. And it's not just their support and comfort that we miss, it is the laughter and the fun times that we had together, that are perhaps missed the most. Given below are some of the cute funny sister quotes, which will definitely remind you of your sister and childhood, no matter how long it has been since both of you met! So, scroll down and have a look at these quotes about sisters.

Funny Sister Quotes and Sayings

"Having a sister is like having a best friend you can't get rid of. You know whatever you do, they'll still be there." ~ Amy Li

"It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on... someone to tell on!" ~ Anonymous

"My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer... so she got halfway. She's an actress, she's just never called to the set." ~ Mitch Hedberg

"We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws." ~ Rose Macaulay

"She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child." ~ Barbara Alpert

"Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree." ~ Author Unknown

"I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it!" ~ Author Unknown

"Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five." ~ Pam Brown

"Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers." ~ Pam Brown

Short Funny Sister Quotes

Here are some funny quotes and sayings dedicated your naughty other-half..

"More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good." - Linda Sunshine

"Never let an angry sister comb your hair." ~ Patricia McCann

"You can kid the world, but not your sister." ~ Charlotte Gray

"Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears" ~ Rudyard Kipling

"A sister is both your mirror - and your opposite." ~ Elizabeth Fishel

"The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation."~ Oscar Wilde

"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often." ~ Emo Philips

"If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out." ~ George Brett

"I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room."~ Kate Winslet

"Whatever it is ....my sister did it!" ~ Anonymous

"I am the big sister which makes me the boss!" ~ Anonymous

"My sister made me do it!"~ Anonymous

"Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!" ~ Charlotte M. Yonge

I hope you enjoyed reading these big sister quotes! You can use some of these funny sister quotes for scrapbooking or for writing on a t-shirt as well. Or you may simply read these relationship quotes to yourself and get transported to your childhood days when your sister was near you. In the words of Pam Brown, "Sisters share the scent and smells - the feel of a common childhood."