Funny Senior Quotes

High school graduation is the time when you leave the sheltering halls of college and enter in to a world where nobody will be there to guide and judge you for your each step. At some point you are happy and excited to enter in this real and pragmatic world, while on the other side you'll be sad leaving your friends and teachers behind. So to lighten this entire sentimental occasion and to happily end those golden years of your life, some funny senior quotes for girls and boys can be a great help. These quotes will not only bring a smile on your face but will also prepare you for taking on huge responsibilities in a bit lighter and inspiring way.

Humorous Senior Quotes

May Your Life Be Like Arithmetic:
Joys Added,
Sorrows Subtracted,
Friends Multiplied,
Love Un-Divided ~ Anonymous

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. ~ Sir Winston Churchill

I was here, but now I'm gone, I've left this note, to turn you on, those who knew me knew me well, those who didn't go to hell!! ~ Anonymous

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one. ~ E B White

Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. ~ G.K. Chesterton

Here is to all the rebels, all the geeks, all the preps, LIFE is great life it while you can make the most
friends you can and always sign everyone's yearbook. ~ Anonymous

It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry. ~ Edgar Watson Howe

The jello has set, the sun has risen, today is the day, we get out 'a prison. ~ Anonymous

You send your child to the schoolmaster, but 'tis the schoolboys who educate him. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. ~ Mark Twain

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. ~ Erma Bombeck

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. ~ Anonymous

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ~ Mark Twain

A high-school teacher, after all, is a person deputized by the rest of us to explain to the young what sort of world they are living in, and to defend, if possible, the part their elders are playing in it. ~ Anonymous

To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you too may one day be President of the United States. ~ George W. Bush

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. ~ Anonymous

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. ~ Theodore Roosevelt

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. ~ W.H. Auden

The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. ~ Anonymous

Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. ~ Gary Bolding

Besides these, you can also create some funny senior quote ideas for your graduation ceremony from movies or TV shows, children's books, classic books or poetry, song lyrics, or original statements. Since there are typically people of varying age range and walks of life involved in your graduation ceremonies and other events, avoid using certain types of humor or profane language in your funny senior quotes that may sound inappropriate.