Funny Sayings about Life

Life does not have one single definition. It can be a bed of roses for some people, on the other hand it can be a path full of thorns. But optimism is the true attitude to lead a happy life. There are many funny sayings on life, that make us forget the sad feeling and rise a ray of hope. Given below are such life quotes that describe life in a funny way.

Humorous Quotes on Life

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story - especially when you're not sure which half they know. - Robert Brault

Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. - Author Unknown

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Allen

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Author Unknown

Cute Funny Sayings About Life

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. - P.D. East

May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles, that we may know them by their limping. - Irish Prayer

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Author Unknown

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. - Sir Winston Churchill

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. - Evan Esar

Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. - Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. - Murphy's Law

If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. - Leopold Fechtner

Funny Quotes About Life and Love

Marry for money, my little sonny, a rich man's joke is always funny. - Hebrew Proverb

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! - Robert Orben

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. - Woody Allen

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

This was a short compilation of funny sayings about life. I hope you enjoyed reading these quotes and sayings.