Funny Sayings about Kids

The most beautiful house is the one, which is filled with infectious giggles, excited gamboling and innocent babbling. Being with kids is an extremely fun experience - kids often startle us with their adorable innocence and their sweet ways.

• Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. ~ Ralph Bus.
• Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble. ~ Martin Mull
• Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. ~ Fran Lebowitz
• I have just returned from a children’s party. I’m one of the survivors. ~ Percy French
• There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother’s age. ~ Benjamin Spock
• You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~ Franklin P. Jones
• In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television. ~ Erma Bombeck
• The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them. ~ Anonymous
• Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. ~ James Arthur Baldwin
• Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where’s your manuscript?" Why haven’t you called?" and "Who’s your lawyer?" ~ Fran Lebowitz
• I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse. ~ Dave Barry
• The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant–and let the air out of the tires. ~ Dorothy Parker
• There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. ~ Frank A. Clark
• I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. ~ Robert Orben
• Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ~ Erma Bombeck
• To be a successful father there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years. ~ Ernest Hemingway
• Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million-dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. ~ Jim Bishop.
• I’ve got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: "Hello, goodbye, and I’m pregnant. ~ Dean Martin
• Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. ~ Socrates.
• Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. ~ John Wilmot
• I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. ~ Harry S. Truman

Remember that laughter is the elixir that can cure boredom and bad moods. So if you are looking for some more laughter to cheer you up - you can always browse through our collection of funny quotes and sayings.