Funny Riddles for Kids

Laughter is certainly the best medicine. This simple gesture can do loads for a person emotionally and physically. Believing in this, I thought of going ahead and collecting a few funny riddles for kids. After all, why should grown-ups have all the fun! So children, here are some funny riddles, handpicked for you. Rack your brains for the answers to each riddle before clicking the "Show Answer" link. Hope you have fun answering them!

1. Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table? Show Answer
   Answer: She was on a crash diet.
   
   
2. What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath? Show Answer
   Answer: Stinkerbell.
   
   
3. Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Show Answer
   Answer: Incorrectly.
   
   
4. Why are Teddy Bears never hungry? Show Answer
   Answer: Because they are always stuffed.
   
   
5. What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? Show Answer
   Answer: I'm stuck on you.
   
   
6. Why was the belt arrested? Show Answer
   Answer: For holding up the pants.
   
   
7. What do you call a funny book about eggs? Show Answer
   Answer: A yolk book.
   
   
8. What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time? Show Answer
   Answer: Evaporated milk.
   
   
9. What did the beach say when the tide came in? Show Answer
   Answer: Long time no sea.
   
   
10. What did one potato chip say to the other? Show Answer
    Answer: Shall we go for a dip?
    
    
11. Why couldn't the sailors play cards? Show Answer
    Answer: Because the captain was standing on the deck.
    
    
12. What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you? Show Answer
    Answer: Pay him!
    
    
13. Why can't you play basketball with pigs? Show Answer
    Answer: Because they hog the ball!
    
    
14. Which football player wears the biggest helmet? Show Answer
    Answer: The one with the biggest head!
    
    
15. What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar? Show Answer
    Answer: Twelve months.
    
    
16. In which month do monkeys play baseball? Show Answer
    Answer: Ape-ril.
    
    
17. How do rabbits travel? Show Answer
    Answer: By hareplane!
    
    
18. Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Show Answer
    Answer: Great food, but no atmosphere.
    
    
19. Why didn't the hotdog star in the movies? Show Answer
    Answer: The rolls weren't good enough.
    
    
20. What is black and white and pink all over? Show Answer
    Answer: An embarrassed zebra!
    
    
21. What is the cannibals' favorite game? Show Answer
    Answer: Swallow the leader.
    

Those ought to have made you laugh a lot! Go ahead, share them with all your friends and drive them crazy as well.