Funny Riddles for Kids
Grown-ups needn’t have all the fun anymore! Here are some funny riddles just for kids, along with answers to all riddles.
- Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table? Show AnswerAnswer: She was on a crash diet.
- What do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath? Show AnswerAnswer: Stinkerbell.
- Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Show AnswerAnswer: Incorrectly.
- Why are Teddy Bears never hungry? Show AnswerAnswer: Because they are always stuffed.
- What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? Show AnswerAnswer: I'm stuck on you.
- Why was the belt arrested? Show AnswerAnswer: For holding up the pants.
- What do you call a funny book about eggs? Show AnswerAnswer: A yolk book.
- What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time? Show AnswerAnswer: Evaporated milk.
- What did the beach say when the tide came in? Show AnswerAnswer: Long time no sea.
- What did one potato chip say to the other? Show AnswerAnswer: Shall we go for a dip?
- Why couldn't the sailors play cards? Show AnswerAnswer: Because the captain was standing on the deck.
- What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you? Show AnswerAnswer: Pay him!
- Why can't you play basketball with pigs? Show AnswerAnswer: Because they hog the ball!
- Which football player wears the biggest helmet? Show AnswerAnswer: The one with the biggest head!
- What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar? Show AnswerAnswer: Twelve months.
- In which month do monkeys play baseball? Show AnswerAnswer: Ape-ril.
- How do rabbits travel? Show AnswerAnswer: By hareplane!
- Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Show AnswerAnswer: Great food, but no atmosphere.
- Why didn't the hotdog star in the movies? Show AnswerAnswer: The rolls weren't good enough.
- What is black and white and pink all over? Show AnswerAnswer: An embarrassed zebra!
- What is the cannibals’ favorite game? Show AnswerAnswer: Swallow the leader.

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