Funny Random Questions for Friends

Once my friend asked me, "Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?" I thought for a moment and answered, "It’s because our skin is light and the hair is dark!" I don’t know whether he found my answer funny, but I was happy about having given a witty answer to his so-called funny question! And this made me think of devising other such funny questions and boast of knowing a million gags! Here is a list of some funny random questions, you can ask your friends.

Funny Questions for Friends

• What was your pet name when you were a kid?
• If we say, we are here to help others, what are the others here for?
• Relate the most funny incident in your life. Or what was the funniest thing you did as a kid?
• Which was the naughtiest prank you played in school?
• Who was your first crush?
• Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
• Does one of your socks have a hole in it? Actually, both the socks are bound to have one hole each. After all, that is through which you put your foot into it!
• If a bus stops at a bus station, does your work stop at your workstation in office?
• List five things you would need to survive, if left alone on a deserted island.
• If it is illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, how do monkeys and apes exist?
• What treatment would you seek if you were addicted to therapy?
• If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what do you think it is expanding into?
• Why are boxing rings square-shaped?
• What to do if an endangered animal eats endangered plants?
• If you were a geometric shape, what would you like to be?
• If ‘pro’ is the opposite of ‘con’, is ‘progress’ the opposite of ‘congress’?
• Don’t you think, the term, ‘free gift’ consists of a redundant usage of words?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Would you believe in a liar who admits he is one?
• If you are to take a picture of cheese, what do you think it would say?
• Have you been to jail?

Funny conversation starters can help you add that much needed element of humor to your conversations with friends. Funny icebreaker questions serve as an excellent way of starting a conversation with colleagues or friends. While getting to know someone, especially when you are about to start a serious relationship with him/her, you might like to use some from this list of fun questions to get to know someone. This one’s for all you girls; to add a sizzle to the first date with your boyfriend, here is a list of some funny questions to ask your boyfriend.

Try putting questions that will make your friends wear their thinking hats. Those of the ‘intelligent type’ will surely find it interesting to find answers to those questions that make them think! Rack your brains and come up with fun questionnaires for your friends and you are sure to make them rack theirs and come up with witty one-line answers.

I am sure you will be able to come up with many different funny questions for your friends. Just make sure, you draw a line between healthy and gross humor. Humor shouldn’t hurt.