Funny Quotes and Sayings

Funny Irish Phrases
Think you need something to cheer you up on a gloomy day? Here are some funny Irish phrases that are guaranteed to make you smile.

Hilarious Short Quotes
Here are some hilarious short quotes for you...

Funny Witty Short Sayings
This compilation of funny witty short sayings is bound to have you in splits! Take a look at some funny quotes and sayings and use them to liven up your day!

Teens Quotes - Funny Quotes for Teenagers
Looking for some funny teen quotes? Here are some quotes about teenagers...

Funny Party Quotes
Love partying? Here are some funny party quotes for you...

Funny Alcohol Quotes
Here’s a funny take on alcoholism. Read these funny alcohol quotes and know how alcohol can really play with your mind!

Funny Get Well Sayings
Visiting a friend who is recovering from an illness? Here are some funny get well sayings for you...

Funny Irish Sayings and Quotes
Here are some funny Irish sayings and quotes which are guaranteed to make you smile.

Short Funny Quotes
Read this collection of short funny quotes to pep up your mood and brighten up your spirits.

Funny Inspirational Quotes
Here’s a compilation of funny inspirational quotes that will lighten up your day.

Funny Love Quotes
Looking for something that will put a smile on your face? Here are some funny love quotes for you.

Funny Phrases and Slogans
Read on for some rib tickling funny phrases and slogans…

Funny Birthday Quotes
If you want some really funny birthday quotes here is an article which has a long list of birthday quotes that are funny and subtle as well.

Humorous Quotes
Here is a compilation of humorous quotes that is bound to have you in splits!

Funny Friendship Quotes
Here are some funny friendship quotes to highlight the humorous side of this very important relationship.

Famous Funny Movie Quotes
Get ready to hold your stomachs, roll on the floor and laugh till your face muscles hurt. Here are a few famous funny movie quotes to make you laugh out loud.

Funny Birthday Sayings
Funny birthday sayings can liven up any birthday party or card. Check out a few here…

Funny Short Sayings
A collection of funny short sayings to brighten up your day.

Science According to Students
I always knew Science was interesting. Full of the most innovative ideas. Just not this original and brilliant. I suppose to go far, you have to start early. Here is Science according to the fledglings.

Quotations on Eccentricity
A little dose of eccentricity is good for the soul. Sometimes two large spoonfuls.

Good Humor Quotations From My Great Wife
Life is fun. Especially if you are married with a great wife with good humor. How do you know you have a great wife? You know when she spent a lot of money and she argued with you: "Your money is my money and my money is still my money!"

Women's T-Shirt Sayings
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.