Funny Questions to Ask

There may be many reasons why you may be looking up funny questions to ask someone. You may be wanting a conversation starter, or you may want to get things out of someone without making it a serious discussion. The list below is a versatile one, that is, you will find there questionnaires all. So let's start.

Questions to Ask a Guy

Here's a parade of questions you can put forth for the guy you like and are attempting to know more:

• When you were younger, did you ever drink too much and throw up?
• Do you dance like crazy, when you are alone?
• If you could have a date with any five people from any time, who would they be?
• What is Satan's middle name?
• If you dug a hole through the center of the earth and dove in, would you stay at the center due to gravity?
• How many times do you break the speed limit?
• At a movie theater, which of the two arm rests is yours?
• Why do people feel that moving their arms back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
• What do you think you would be 20 years from now?
• Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
• What disease did cured ham actually have?
• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Questions to Ask a Girl

Girls are impressed by guys who have a sense of humor. If you're lucky enough to have impressed a girl, and she has become your girlfriend, then you can ask her these to know her likes and dislikes. Take a look:

• Who was your first crush?
• Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?
• What was your favorite Halloween costume?
• What's your most prized possession?
• How often do you really date?
• Do you like to dance?
• If your life was turned into a movie, what actor would play you?
• If a bus stops at a bus station, does your work stop at your workstation in office?
• What would you prefer, desserts or chocolates?
• Does one of your socks have a hole in it? Actually, both the socks are bound to have one hole each.
• List five things you would need to survive, if left alone on a desert.
• Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Questions to Ask Friends

Asking funny questions to friends can be a really good way of killing time. You will also get to know them better through these questions. Here are some good options:

• How did a fool and his money get together?
• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
• Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetener?
• Would you rather drink a galleon of coffee or a galleon of ketchup?
• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
• Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
• If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
• Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
• When, if ever, do you think it is okay to tell a lie?
• Would you rather watch a sitcom, a reality show, a police drama, a legal drama, or a medical drama? Or something else? Why?
• Why is 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
• What is your best memory of high school?
• If you could be invisible, who would you kiss?
• Have you ever dated someone from another race? Would you?

I hope you had fun with the above questions. You can ask these to almost anyone, and break the ice. So, it's time to entertain yourself and the ones you put these questions to. Have fun!