Funny Questions to Ask a Girl

Questions may serve as great ice-breakers between two individuals and may also start-up an interesting conversation. Interesting or funny questions are most useful for guys on dates as they tend to become nervous in the verge of making a good impression. To ensure that the meeting or date goes well, it is necessary that the guy acts normal and feels confident in front of the girl.

If it is a first date, remember you just can't ask her anything. Imagine this time you have with her as a test which you have to ace. Now it is up to you, how are you going to do it. You want to talk something which is going to make her feel uncomfortable or you want to ask her fun things and make her feel like she's chatting with a special guy.

21 Funny Questions to Ask a Girl

Usually first dates are awkward, both the guy and the girl are nervous as both of them want to make a good impression. It is universally expected that guys should make the first move. Now, there is no need to get nervous, just smile and ask her the following questions.

1. What's your favorite color? (I know it is old-fashioned but you will notice a smile on a girl's face after you have asked this question, personal experience)
2. The most embarrassing moment?
3. Are Lipton employees allowed to take coffee breaks?
4. Are you dating anyone? (if no) are you taking any applications?
5. If I kiss after I've dropped you home, will you slap me?
6. What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
7. Do you think that fish get thirsty?
8. What is the opposite of opposite?
9. What word starts with "f" and ends with "u-c-k"? (The answer here is firetruck but if she says the F-word then you can tease her by saying, Oh! Now I know what's on your mind?)
10. People always say that the future is uncertain then why do we take insurance policies and go for career counseling?
11. What color is a chameleon on a plaid shirt?
12. What was your funniest moment in life?
13. Does anyone ever vanish with a trace?
14. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
15. What disease did cured ham actually have?
16. Why are those "easy open" food packages never easy to open?
17. What is the one thing would I 'not' know about you at the first meeting?
18. Do you think Tony the Tiger is sexy? (Don't ask this question unless you have a better story on Tony the Tiger.)
19. Did Adam and Eve have navels?
20. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
21. Are you going to call me after this dinner?

Funny Questions to Ask your Girlfriend

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, this is not just a title of a bestselling book but also a hard reality of life that haunts most guys. The fact is we are very different from each other and yet we can't survive without each other. For men who are dating, I don't think I have to explain the importance of her smile. If she is laughing, she is happy and if you are the cause of it, consider yourself the luckiest man on earth. Here are some more questions to make her smile.

1. What happened to the other 56 varieties of Heinz 57 sauce?
2. What do you call male ballerinas?
3. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
4. Why is a boxing ring square?
5. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
6. Why do they call the airport a terminal if flying is supposed to be safe?
7. If all the nations in the world are in debt, who's got all the money?
8. How come you never read about a psychic winning the lottery?
9. Which of your siblings do you actually want to murder?
10. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes and from Finland Fines?
11. Why is it that you drive on the parkway, and park on the driveway?
12. What is your wildest fantasy till date? If it were to come true, who would you want in it?
13. If you won a billion dollars, what would you do with it?
14. Have you ever indulged in a cat-fight?
15. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected.
16. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
17. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
18. What happens when the future has come and gone?

These questions will help ease the tension between you two and keep the evening in good humor. Just feel confident and have a great time. Best of Luck!