Funny Poems

The Mental Dental Viva
A funny look at how crazy answers can get in a viva...

All About 'Mr. C'
The present poem is a funny imagery about 'Mr. C', the 3rd alphabet in the English. The poem is an amalgamation of personification and repetition that conveys a deeper meaning to the poem. It is a fictitious poem that illustrates 'C' as an alphabet as well as it describes 'Mr. C' as a human being. Let's find out all about this diminutive alphabet - 'Mr. C'.

Writer Quotes
A 'funny' species... Homo sapiens scriptor!!!

Too Much
As twisted and mysterious as it can get, the mind is a funny thing. It takes us along unknown paths and uncharted territories. It's fun to enjoy the different colors of the mind.

Mr. and Mrs. Jack
A humorous one for a friend....go buddy :)

Dragon's Dream
A fun little poem I did a while ago...

Mary had a Crocodile
Short and funny

Broken Band
A funny poem I wrote about my school band getting attacked by aliens, Hitler, and a few natural disasters.

Spiller (Sung To Michael Jacksons Thriller)
Funny this is based on my best friend Ceinwyn

Existencia Pathetique
Funny how life can be so pathetic and meaningless. As easy as it appears, oftentimes what we really want in our lives is not made clear to us until we have not fallen flat on our faces countless times.

The Devils List
Kinda humorous one about the devils list...

The Pockets of My Little Boys
This fun poem highlights what many seasoned mothers have found in their little boys' pockets.

The Monster in the Laundry
This fun poem reveals the secrets of the Laundry Monster.

Maladies
This is a fun poem where a family with a lot of maladies go in for a doctor appointment.

I’ve Got a Secret
This is a fun poem from a newly conceived baby to the world.

The Tale of a Thwarted Thief
This is a humorous poem where Sammy comes to burgle a home but finds that the messy house bites back.

The Itsy Bitsy Splinter
A fun poem about getting a splinter. Read this one to the tune of The Itsy Bitsy Spider.

The Spaghetti's in the Fish Tank (Fresh with Added Verses)
This is a humorous poem from a frazzled mother to her husband. It is an improved version of the first one that includes additional verses.

The Spaghetti's in the Fish Tank
This is a humorous poem from a frazzled mother to her husband.

I Think I'll Scream
This is a fun poem about life from a 2-year-old's perspective.

Shoes
A fun poem about a toddler getting his first pair of shoes.

Halloween Time
Isn't Halloween a fun time?

All For Halloween
About The Fun Of Halloween

Funny How Feelings Change
This is so true...

When You......
Funny... please comment

When The Witch Comes
Witches and fun...

Funny Lemons
Lemon Metaphors...

Fun
Short poem...

Too Old To Love You Back...
This is a reply to Daisy... anyone who loves their teacher... comment it please?? lol

A Funny Valentine
A valentine with a twist I suppose, a bit of fun not boring like some I suppose…

Are They Out There
Fun poem about Vampires...

What A Women Wants
What a women wants read and tell me what you think am I right lol…

'Tis A Few Weeks 'Til Christmas
This humorous piece is from Airing My Dirty Laundry, a nationally syndicated humor column by award-winning writer Jackie Papandrew.

My Dog
Funny...

Mad Thoughts
I was buzzled at the time lol…

My Dog Was Dieing!!!
Stupid funny...

Hope And Help
Read it...lol

My Biological Clock
A humorous look at why I opted to not be a mother.

A Fun Day
This is about having a fun day so enjoy what you have…

Idiot Box-N-Couch Potato
Humor on TV and its viewers…

Secret Admirer
I have had to use weird things to make it rhyme...

Make me Laugh
It is funny!

God Bless...
Funny petite poem about how technology has cut our emotional ties with our loved ones.

Pretty Little Vampire
It’s a weird one and it's not about anyone specifically…so girls and boys watch out…lol jokes.

Your Death
Well its fun I guess and I like it so leave a comment please- Billy the girl

Quiet
You type 'quiet' enough, and it starts looking funny...

Good Night
A funny poem I made when I couldn't fall asleep…

~~~Turning To Ash~~~
Haha I’m so funny. (Not kidding on this poem. This is how I feel right now.) Haha (not) *head spins around and vomits green*

I’m Sorry
It’s just a joke…I’m not that mean...

My Fun Will Come
This poem is about me and my writing talent. It's also for the people who tried to make me back down from writing and I'm still writing!!

If I Were the Devil
Humorous satire...

Light's Message
A poem that has an interesting joke, if you have read a certain book. Still great without being inside!

A Toad's Life
It's what counts on the inside; this poem is just a humorous way of putting this in perspective?

Plastic Surgery
Ha ha…this one really is funny….

Madd Dumb
For the fun of it...

A Poem For My Mother
A humorous poem about my mother's love...

Down
A fun poem to write with few words.

Man
Fun with words. Eyes that twinkle with joy...