Funny Party Quotes

A party is nothing but the time to get together, relax and have fun while enjoying great food, drinks and music but more importantly it is about being with the people you love. Endless time spent in dancing, chatting and enjoying great food as the time passes by is what I feel partying is all about. It is not about which upscale place you went to, or which celebrity you met at the party, partying is about plain unadulterated fun with your near and dear ones. While you think about partying, here are some funny party quotes that you might enjoy! (You can also use these quotes for your homemade party banners if you are hosting a party!)

• Live For Today...Plan For Tomorrow...Party Tonight!
  
  
• Partying is such sweet sorrow. ~ Robert Byrne
  
  
• Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance.
  
  
• If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up. ~ Dr Seuss
  
  
• Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party ~ Oscar Wilde
  
  
• Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home and never, never be both. ~ David Brown
  
  
• If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not. ~ Jack Handy
  
  
• Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there. ~ Franklin P Jones
  
  
• There's always some amount of gradual, slow burning destruction over the course of partying. ~ Gavin DeGraw
  
  
• At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely. ~ William Somerset Maugham
  
  
• I did all my heavy partying before I turned sixteen. ~ Cameron Diaz
  
  
• If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and yell, "Log o' fire! Log o' fire!" I've never done this, but I think it'd work. ~ Jack Handy
  
  
• You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" any more.

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