Funny Nicknames

Growing up, our families, mostly parents and friends tend to award us with nicknames. A slight alteration to our names where Melissa becomes Mel or Lisa and Edward becomes Ed or Eddie. Fortunately or unfortunately, I never got a nickname that I could wear it proudly (kinda feel sad about that). But the fact of the matter is, there are no rules that state you can't give people funny names or stir things up a bit. If you wish to give one to your friends, family members, or colleagues a new nickname, and hope that it sticks, encourage other people to adopt it as well. And if they sometimes forget to do so, just remind them about while using that nickname in a sentence. For example:

Carla: Hey, has anyone seen Gavin today?
You: No, I don't think Goober's come in yet.

As time flies, everyone will start to catch on the new nickname's trend and use it themselves without you having to remind them. Plus, another major criteria for any nickname to stay on forever, do not change it. Any changes while giving people witty nicknames can become a fatal error, and who knows, might just be forgotten. So let's get on with finding meaningful and cool nicknames for guys and girls.

Choosing Funny/Witty Nicknames for Girls

I believe giving funny and cute nicknames to girls is an easy task. There are so many names to choose from and basically, any nickname you select, it will work really well. You can inspire yourself by cutting their names in short, choosing the first or second half of their names, or alter it completely. That depends entirely up to you. And to help you make the decision, take a look at the table below for invigorate your creativity.

Funny/Witty Nicknames for Girls
A	Ali	Ame-Ame	Azra	Alemae	Ayomi
	Addie	Aggy	Addie	Arry	Almena
B	Bea	Beebird	Birdie	Bertie	Boo-Boo
	Baba	Babykinz	Bambi	Bambina	Biscuit
C	Candybar	Candypants	Care Bear	Cheeku	Cheeseball
	Cheesecake	Cicilia	Chekeez	Cookie	Coochy
D	Dee-Dee	Doedoll	Dollface	Dorki	Duchess
	Delladee	Dilly	Dortha	Dolly	Dotty
E	Essie	Eva-Eve	Eggroll	Em-Milly	Emma-Wemma
	Eledora	Eye candy	Emo boo	Evie	Edie
F	Fire fly	Fishie	Flower	Fluffer	Fruitcake
	Freesia	Frou-Frou	Freckles	Fluffy butt	Fluffnut
G	Gogo gums	Giggles	Gorda	Goddess	Gogo doll
	Gabby	Gertie	Gerry	Gatsy	Greta
H	Henny	Hankie	Hallie	Honey bee	Honey bite
	Honey bear	Honey Bunny	Honeydew	Honey Poo	Honeybird
I	Ina	Issy	Ibby	Izzie	Igloo
	Iris	Ivy	Isla	Isle	Indie
J	Jelly	Jello	Jaybird	Jelly Bean	Jelly Belly
	Joli	Jolly Boo	Jellytot	Jiggly	J-juice
K	Krankie	Kella	Kiki	Keemirah	Kuchu
	Kelliza	Kitty-Kat	Kitty	Kitten	Kamakazi
L	Liver	Lex	Lala	Ladybug	Lardash
	Lexie	Little One	Love Bucket	Lovebutt	Love Muffin
M	Mandy	Maddy	Mi Amor	Mithi	Monkey
	MooPoo	Mojiboo	Muffin	Mushi	My Squishy
N	Nosey	Noorie	Nubie	Noonie	Neera
	Neesa	Nelle	Nelia	Nibby	Nettie
P	Pru	Popsicle	Pippa	Puffy	Panda
	PB and J	Pickle	Pickle Pie	Pinky	Pooh Bear
R	Roni	Reeya	Rubber Duck	Roza	Rainbow
	Ribbon	Revie	Rum-Rum	Rhino	Radar
S	Sniffer	Shorts	Sprinkles	Squirt	Stinky
	Snuggles	Squinty	Slimmy	Spicy	Silly Billy
T	Tallie	Tally	Tofu	Tansy	Tator Tot
	Teddy Weddy	Teddy Bear	Tinkerbell	Tubby	Tootsie

Choosing Funny/Witty Nicknames for Guys

For guys, this could be a tricky one. You don't want to scare them by giving a "girlie" name that might just embarrass them in public. Depending on your relationship with this guy, coming up with wacky nicknames which others can use as well can take a while. So while you're thinking of certain funny nicknames for guys, take a look at the list mentioned below.

Aaron ~ Arie or Aaro Barry ~ Bear or Baby Bear Cedric ~ Ced, Ceddie or Rico Donald ~ Donny, Aldie or Donno Edmond ~ Eddie, Mandy or Edmo Felix ~ Fellie, Lixie or Fel Gabriel ~ Gab, Gabby, Real or Gaber Harry ~ Hair, Ray-Ray or Harro Irvin ~ Irr, Vino or Irrie Jack ~ Jacko, Kojak or Jacker Kyle ~ Kylie, Kale, Lee or Keelie Lance ~ Lane, Lacie or Ancie

Marcus ~ Markie, Marrie or Macer Nathan ~ Nato or Thony Oliver ~ Ollie or Ogel Pierce ~ Pie or Percy Quin ~ Queenie or Quirky Ross ~ Rosa or Saucy Shawn ~ Shady or Sean Jean Tyler ~ Tie-Tie or T-Bag Udolf ~ Udie, Dolfie or Rudolf Victor ~ Vicky or Torry Walter ~ Wallie Zachary ~ Zack-Zack or Zacky Wacky

There you have it. Tons of funny pet names to choose from and preferably changing someone's name and persona with them as well. Have fun while giving these nicknames to whoever is going to be your next target. But before I end this article, all I'd like to say is that don't be mean with the names too. You don't want to give someone an embarrassing nickname that he/she isn't too keen on. So if that nickname is hurting or upsetting them, try to find something that will sounds appealing to everyone (especially the person whose name you're going to change).