Funny Nicknames

See how easily you can find and give funny nicknames to guys and girls. The article has a list of wacky nicknames that might come in handy while you're thinking about the same. Read on to find out more...
Growing up, our families, mostly parents and friends tend to award us with nicknames. A slight alteration to our names where Melissa becomes Mel or Lisa and Edward becomes Ed or Eddie. Fortunately or unfortunately, I never got a nickname that I could wear it proudly (kinda feel sad about that). But the fact of the matter is, there are no rules that state you can't give people funny names or stir things up a bit. If you wish to give one to your friends, family members, or colleagues a new nickname, and hope that it sticks, encourage other people to adopt it as well. And if they sometimes forget to do so, just remind them about while using that nickname in a sentence. For example:

Carla: Hey, has anyone seen Gavin today?
You: No, I don't think Goober's come in yet.

As time flies, everyone will start to catch on the new nickname's trend and use it themselves without you having to remind them. Plus, another major criteria for any nickname to stay on forever, do not change it. Any changes while giving people witty nicknames can become a fatal error, and who knows, might just be forgotten. So let's get on with finding meaningful and cool nicknames for guys and girls.

Choosing Funny/Witty Nicknames for Girls

I believe giving funny and cute nicknames to girls is an easy task. There are so many names to choose from and basically, any nickname you select, it will work really well. You can inspire yourself by cutting their names in short, choosing the first or second half of their names, or alter it completely. That depends entirely up to you. And to help you make the decision, take a look at the table below for invigorate your creativity.

Funny/Witty Nicknames for Girls
AAli Ame-Ame Azra Alemae Ayomi
Addie Aggy Addie Arry Almena
BBea Beebird Birdie Bertie Boo-Boo
Baba Babykinz Bambi Bambina Biscuit
CCandybar Candypants Care Bear Cheeku Cheeseball
Cheesecake Cicilia Chekeez Cookie Coochy
DDee-Dee Doedoll Dollface Dorki Duchess
Delladee Dilly Dortha Dolly Dotty
EEssie Eva-Eve Eggroll Em-Milly Emma-Wemma
Eledora Eye candy Emo boo Evie Edie
FFire fly Fishie Flower Fluffer Fruitcake
Freesia Frou-Frou Freckles Fluffy butt Fluffnut
GGogo gums Giggles Gorda Goddess Gogo doll
Gabby Gertie Gerry Gatsy Greta
HHenny Hankie Hallie Honey bee Honey bite
Honey bear Honey Bunny Honeydew Honey Poo Honeybird
IIna Issy Ibby Izzie Igloo
Iris Ivy Isla Isle Indie
JJelly Jello Jaybird Jelly Bean Jelly Belly
Joli Jolly Boo Jellytot Jiggly J-juice
KKrankie Kella Kiki Keemirah Kuchu
Kelliza Kitty-Kat Kitty Kitten Kamakazi
LLiver Lex Lala Ladybug Lardash
Lexie Little One Love Bucket Lovebutt Love Muffin
MMandy Maddy Mi Amor Mithi Monkey
MooPoo Mojiboo Muffin Mushi My Squishy
NNosey Noorie Nubie Noonie Neera
Neesa Nelle Nelia Nibby Nettie
PPru Popsicle Pippa Puffy Panda
PB and J Pickle Pickle Pie Pinky Pooh Bear
RRoni Reeya Rubber Duck Roza Rainbow
Ribbon Revie Rum-Rum Rhino Radar
SSniffer Shorts Sprinkles Squirt Stinky
Snuggles Squinty Slimmy Spicy Silly Billy
TTallie Tally Tofu Tansy Tator Tot
Teddy Weddy Teddy Bear Tinkerbell Tubby Tootsie

Choosing Funny/Witty Nicknames for Guys

For guys, this could be a tricky one. You don't want to scare them by giving a "girlie" name that might just embarrass them in public. Depending on your relationship with this guy, coming up with wacky nicknames which others can use as well can take a while. So while you're thinking of certain funny nicknames for guys, take a look at the list mentioned below.
  • Aaron ~ Arie or Aaro
  • Barry ~ Bear or Baby Bear
  • Cedric ~ Ced, Ceddie or Rico
  • Donald ~ Donny, Aldie or Donno
  • Edmond ~ Eddie, Mandy or Edmo
  • Felix ~ Fellie, Lixie or Fel
  • Gabriel ~ Gab, Gabby, Real or Gaber
  • Harry ~ Hair, Ray-Ray or Harro
  • Irvin ~ Irr, Vino or Irrie
  • Jack ~ Jacko, Kojak or Jacker
  • Kyle ~ Kylie, Kale, Lee or Keelie
  • Lance ~ Lane, Lacie or Ancie
  • Marcus ~ Markie, Marrie or Macer
  • Nathan ~ Nato or Thony
  • Oliver ~ Ollie or Ogel
  • Pierce ~ Pie or Percy
  • Quin ~ Queenie or Quirky
  • Ross ~ Rosa or Saucy
  • Shawn ~ Shady or Sean Jean
  • Tyler ~ Tie-Tie or T-Bag
  • Udolf ~ Udie, Dolfie or Rudolf
  • Victor ~ Vicky or Torry
  • Walter ~ Wallie
  • Zachary ~ Zack-Zack or Zacky Wacky
There you have it. Tons of funny pet names to choose from and preferably changing someone's name and persona with them as well. Have fun while giving these nicknames to whoever is going to be your next target. But before I end this article, all I'd like to say is that don't be mean with the names too. You don't want to give someone an embarrassing nickname that he/she isn't too keen on. So if that nickname is hurting or upsetting them, try to find something that will sounds appealing to everyone (especially the person whose name you're going to change).
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Last Updated: 8/20/2011
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