Funny Nicknames for Girls

If you want some funny nicknames for girls to annoy some of your girl friends, then you'll definitely like what you read here. Go on and drive them crazy!
WARNING!
  1. If you're a girl, this article may highly increase your annoyance levels or make you feel grateful that you're not called any of the names that are mentioned herein.
  2. If you're a guy, then this article will help you to increase your annoying capabilities to at least 5 times more than (I'm sure) it already is. So have fun!
Nothing will annoy a girl more than being called something absurdly silly. And sometimes, parents and friends don't really realize that, the nicknames that they give the girls can be annoying and at times, really really embarrassing (or maybe they do)! But who cares! It's fun to call someone by a funny name just to irritate them. So, for all those who wish to seriously insinuate their girls, here are some really funny nicknames, that you can try on them. But don't blame me if they refuse to talk to you anymore!

Hilarious Nicknames for your Girlfriend

All over the world, since ages, men have been using special endearments for their women. They use them to show their women how much they love them, and how much they mean. But, it's also true that sometimes guys simply love to rag their girlfriends too. For some weird reason, they love to irritate the girl they are dating and derive some sort of sadistic pleasure in seeing the harried expressions on the girl's face. And I'm going to help them out there with some funny nicknames (sorry girls)! Here they are.
  1. Pooh Bear
  2. Sweetums
  3. SweePea
  4. Fuzzkins
  5. Lumpy
  6. Nilly
  7. Ninty Minty
  8. Honeybuns
  9. Fritzie
  10. Prudy
  11. Corky
  12. Fuzzly
  13. Mitzy
  14. Dixie
  15. Puppy Love
  16. Miss Mischief
  17. Whiney
  18. Bubblegum
  19. Chiclet
  20. Cutie Pie
  21. Pancakes
  22. Cudlly Wuddly
  23. Silly Lilly
  24. Swiggy
  25. Pumpkin Pie
  26. Tinkerbell
  27. Stumblebum
  28. Butter Lips
  29. Shamy Amy
  30. Poo Poo
  31. Snuffly
  32. Franny Granny
  33. Gorgerella
  34. Gory Florie
  35. Cream Puff
  36. Twinkie
  37. Libster
  38. Daffodil
  39. Zwinky
  40. Itty Bitty
  41. Shorty
  42. Marmalade
  43. Mammy Chops
  44. Snugglebear
  45. Birdykins
  46. Gorgi Porgi
  47. Babywilkins
  48. Skiddles
  49. Bubble Ray
  50. Poochie
Funny Nicknames for Girls Who are Friends

Those were some irritating names to call your girlfriend. Now, I'm sure you'll have other friends who are girls. And you could be rather close with some of them. Some you may have even grown up with. And played numerous pranks with. Do you want some more ammo to fry her brains? I have just the thing. Given below is a list of names that you should think twice before calling your girl friend. Which translates to 'use it as soon as you finish reading this article!' So use these nicknames for your girl friends and see how red they turn!
  1. Munchkin
  2. Crackpot
  3. Lottie
  4. Pink Panther
  5. Squirty Pants
  6. Muppet
  7. Banshee
  8. Pudgy Pun
  9. Ziggy Wiggy
  10. Babs
  11. Bubblebutt
  12. Noodlehead
  13. Parrotnose
  14. Pipsqueak
  15. Dummie
  16. Drizzlebrain
  17. Freakzilla
  18. Sniffydoodle
  19. Snogface
  20. Spazzy
  21. Pepsi Cola
  22. Raggerbums
  23. Panda
  24. Sqeaky
  25. Spanky
  26. Porky
  27. Snorty
  28. Pinky Poo
  29. Squiddly Diddly
  30. Pug Face
  31. Creeper
  32. Messy Tessy
  33. Gigi
  34. Dinky Winky
  35. Weirdo
  36. Duckie
  37. Fo Sho
  38. Winkles
  39. Bambi
  40. Twit
  41. Goose
  42. Juju
  43. Pipse
  44. Nelsy
  45. Tofu Pofu
  46. (Har)Monica
  47. Princess No Sense
  48. Turkey
  49. Jazzy
  50. Chubbly
Spanish Nickames for Girls
In addition to these, you can try out the following, if you're looking for some funny Spanish nicknames for girls.
  1. Gata (cat, if you think she's meaowy)
  2. Liona (lion, for the stubborn girl)
  3. Gorda (young and fat, not considered rude in Mexican culture)
  4. Peca (meaning freckles)
  5. Chata (flat face)
  6. Calvina (sounds exotic, means bald)
  7. Paco (small one)
  8. Acilino (may seem to be a mermaid's name, but it means eagle-like)
  9. Alta (for a very tall girl)
  10. Corta (for a short girl)
Phew! That was some list! Ok boys, so now you have soooooo much material that you can use on your girls. Just please, for heaven's sake, do not overdo it. Agreed, you want to annoy them, but let's just leave it at that. Do not go overboard or you'll need some serious damage control measures, which, as you can see, is not included in this article. So have fun, drive her nuts, but not too much.
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Last Updated: 9/26/2011
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