Funny Names to Call People

You can come up with a lot of funny names, but you should also know where to draw the line and not offend someone. It is very easy to attach an obscene prefix with some words and make them funny for people, but the best are those which are 'clean' in nature and can really sound hilarious.

The possibilities are endless and the world is your drawing board, because you can take inspiration for funny names to call someone from just about anywhere. Look around you, there are plenty of objects and people that you can use in order to come up with humorous names. All you need is some presence of mind and some originality, and you're good to go.

List of Funny Names to Call People

If you're really starved of creativity then you can just go ahead and use one of these to get your kicks, but the objective here is to enable you to apply your own mind and come up with that one flabbergasting word that no one has ever heard before.

• Douche bag
• Retard
• Dodo head
• Dip stick
• Sloppy nuts
• Numb nuts
• Scrotum lover
• Butt janitor
• Gay lord
• Turd
• Fart licker
• Ass goblin
• Herpes harvester
• McStink
• Shitshack

The act of coming up with really funny names simply requires you to pick a funny sounding prefix or suffix and it to a fairly innocent sounding word. The results are bound to be highly amusing for you and everyone, as long as the person being called the name doesn't take it too seriously and get offended.

Funny Names to Call People with Glasses and Braces

People with glasses or braces have always been easy pickings for most, and there is a lot of scope here to come up with some really funny nicknames and words. Try some of these examples and see the outcome for yourself.

• Window face
• Mr. doesn't use contacts because he doesn't like the sensation of touching own eyeballs
• Goggs
• Clark Kent
• Glass clown
• Harry Potter
• Metal mouth
• Ironman

Here are some tips for you to come up with funny names for people, and if you keep these in mind it will serve you well.

• Try and pick something touchy about the persons physical appearance. This is the best way to really get under someone's skin and annoy them.
• If you add a really disgusting sounding word before their name (or even the name of a disease) it will be highly amusing.
• Obscenities are unnecessary, as mentioned earlier, but sometimes they too can add a great deal of humor to a seemingly innocuous sounding name.
• Be prepared for a verbal onslaught with the other person though, because they will retaliate. Arm yourself with an arsenal of insults and comebacks, put-downs and slams.

Funny Names to Call Lovers

Now, when you are thinking of humorous names to call your girlfriend or boyfriend, you have to be a little more tactful. It would be utterly useless if you went and called your girlfriend a fart licker, so what you need to do is change your train of thoughts completely. Think along the lines of mushy and cute nicknames, and you will not regret it. Here are some samples for you.

• Peaches
• Buttercup
• Pumpkin
• Snookums
• Cupcake face
• Cutsie wootsie
• Dodo
• Maddy

The amusing part of these names comes to the fore when someone else hears you saying these names to each other. They may sound sweet and romantic to your ears, but when you hear someone else saying these names, you will realize how funny it really is.

If you happen to know a foreign language, you can come up with a lot of funny sounding names as well. The choices are endless for you. You can come up with some funny names in Spanish, French, Japanese or Portuguese and they will not even understand what you're saying. It will be even more amusing if there is someone around who also understands what you are really saying.

All these funny names mentioned here have most certainly been used by someone before. So if you really want to come up with your own original names, you better get to work soon.