Funny Movie Quotes of All Time

Movies can make you laugh as well as cry. While very few people prefer to go with those movies which make you cry, the majority is always for those which make you laugh - after all they say 'laughter is the best medicine'. When we talk about the hilarious movies that we have seen, we can't help but recollect the funny movie quotes from them. You start with one, and you continue to recollect more and more of these movie quotes until you exhaust yourself laughing continuously. The best thing about these famous movie quotes of all time is that they lighten up the atmosphere, and ease the tension associated with rigors of day-to-day life. Given below is the compilation of some of the best movie quotes of all time from some of the best comedy movies you must have ever come across.

Hilarious Movie Quotes of All Time

"My mom, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication." - Bridget Jones's Diary

"Real nice party, Hapsburg... I see a lot of familiar face-lifts." - Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991)

"The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses." - Love and Death

"I don't have to take this abuse from you; I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me." - Ghostbusters

"We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence." - Demolition Man

"Mr. West, not every situation requires your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead, try to ask a question or two." - Wild Wild West

"My husband and I fell in love at first sight... maybe I should have taken a second look." - Crimes and Misdemeanors

"Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice." - Horse Feathers

"Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood." - The Mask (1994)

"I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and... um... settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that!" - Four Weddings and a Funeral

"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts." - Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear (1991)

"You once said you liked me just as I am and I just wanted to say likewise. I mean there are stupid things your mom buys you, tonight's another... classic. You're haughty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation and I seriously believe that you should rethink the length of your sideburns. But, you're a nice man and I like you. If you wanted to pop by some time that might be nice... more than nice." - Bridget Jones's Diary

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."- Dumb and Dumber

"I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have." - Arthur

"Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before." - Klondike Annie (1936)

"Bizu: [referring to Gluant] "And now he's pushing up the daisies."
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: "He is not 'pushing up the daisies,' he is DEAD!"
Bizu: [glares] "It's an idiom!"
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: "You, sir, are the idiom." - The Pink Panther

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" - Airplane

"Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever." - Knocked Up

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need! My name in print! That really makes somebody! Things are going to start happening to me now." - The Jerk

"Lord...whatever I've done to piss you off...if you could just get me out of this and somehow let me know what it was I promise to rectify the situation." - Maverick

"What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... Except for herpes. That shit will come back with you." - Hangover

"It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy." - My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)

"Ah. Introduce people with thoughtful details. Perpetua, this is Mark Darcy. Mark is a prematurely middle-aged prick with a cruel raced ex-wife. Perpetua is a fat-ass old bag who spends her time bossing me around." - Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

"You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die." - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

These were what we thought are the most funny movie quotes of all time, and considering the fact that preferences differ from person to person there are significant chances that many of you might have a different opinion. With hundreds of movies, and thousands of funny movie lines to choose from, a person is bound to falter when compiling the list of the best. If you think we missed on some hilarious movie quotes which deserved a place in this list, we would be glad to hear from you.