Funny Quotes from Movies

Humor and laughter are essential parts of our lives. Humor can free you from tensions and can also serve as a great source of energy as well. There are many things that can create some joke or the other and make you laugh out loud from the core of your heart. As we know, movies are our biggest entertainers, loaded with humor and laughter. There are movie quotes that appear to be funny, yet they reach the ultimate truth that lies beneath those funny quotes.

Funny Movie Quotes
Here are some funny famous movie quotes with a hint of laughter within.

"You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
- Duck Soup (1933)

Melissa: You really love animals, don't you?
Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Mr. Shickadance: Venturaaahhh!
Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? [Turns around.] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

"Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room."
- Dr. Strangelove (1964)

Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
- A Hard Day's Night (1964)

"The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses."
- Love and Death (1975)

Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick Blaine: I'm a drunkard.
Capt. Louis Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
- Casablanca (1942)

"Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?" (Shrek while looking at Lord Farquaad's castle)
- Shrek (2001)

"This is the part where you run away." (Shrek, whispering to the mob after roaring at them)
- Shrek (2001)

"People are always telling you that change is a good thing, but what they're really saying is that something that you didn't want to happen just happened."
- You've Got Mail (1998)

"How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn't really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?"
- Scream 2 (1997)

"Tomorrow's not just tomorrow. It's like the future, y'know?"
- She's All That (1999)

"Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb."
- Spaceballs (1987)

"... well, I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say..."
- The Wedding Singer (1998)

"There is fate, but it only takes you so far because once you're there, it's up to you to make it happen."
- Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

"To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human."
- The Matrix (1999)

"A loser?! Who you calling a loser? What if I rip one of your antennas off and throw it across the yard, who's the loser then?"
- Mulan (1998)

"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts."
- The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991)

"As we grow older, it becomes difficult to just believe. It's not that we don't want to, but too much has happened that we just can't."
- Now and Then (1995)

"You are everything I never knew I always wanted."
- Fools Rush In (1997)

"I guess sometime there just aren't enough rocks."
- Forrest Gump (1994)

Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan was always getting these funny feelings about a rock or a trail or the road, so he'd tell us to get down, shut up.
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Get down! Shut up!
Forrest Gump: So we did.
- Forrest Gump (1994)

"Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat."
- Dumb and Dumber (1994)

"You should have let me in on this. We could have planned it, prepared it, pre-sold the movie rights!"
- Batman Forever (1995)

Ace: I am now a child of light, your earthly money holds no appeal to me... Greenwall: 20 thousand dollars.
Ace: Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeeaaly?!?!
- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)

"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music."
- The Cable Guy (1996)

"What are you waiting for? An engraved invitation?"
- The Cable Guy (1996)

"Good morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night."
- The Truman Show (1998)

Charlie: I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal.
Irene: What's it called?
Charlie: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.
- Me, Myself & Irene (2000)

"Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!"
- My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)

"Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice."
- Horse Feathers (1932)

These quotes will appeal to you more if you watch the movie and enjoy them with your loved ones. There are many more quotes from movies that can be put together for an epic article! I am sure you found them all as hilarious as I found them to be! Stay happy!