Funny Mottos About Life

Ronan Keating's hit track, 'Life is a Roller Coaster' certainly brings a smile to my lips. Life is truly like a roller coaster, with its share of beautiful moments as well as tough days. What is life without a pinch of salt? There are some who prefer to tackle the situations whereas there are others, who prefer an escapist attitude. Life is what we make of it, we can choose to be happy or sad. The secret to happiness lies solely within us. Those who can look at the humorous side of life surely do know how to deal with many situations with a smile. On this note, take a look at these funny mottos and sayings about life.

Funny Mottos and Sayings

'When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.' - Mark Twain

'Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.' - Truman Capote

'All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.' - Sean O'Casey

'The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.' - Lilly Tomlin

'Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.' - Danny Kaye

'Live every day to the fullest. When going to the bathroom take a newspaper!' - Anonymous

'Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about alcohol.' - Anonymous

'Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.' - Christopher Isherwood

'Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart.' - Ross Perot

'In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.' - Joey Adams

'Life is a long process of getting tired.' - Samuel Butler

'When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.' - Anonymous

'The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.' - Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)

'Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.' - Bertrand Russell

'After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say - I want to see the manager.' - William S. Burroughs

'Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.' - Arthur Balfour

'The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.' - Bill Watterson

'Life is just one damned thing after another.' - Elbert Hubbard

'Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.' - Brendan Gill

'Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out.' - Moms Mabley

'There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.' - Oscar Wilde

'Life's not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow.' - Cherralea Morgen

'We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse.' - Anonymous

'Life is rather like a tin of sardines - we're all of us looking for the key.' - Alan Bennett