Funny Maternity Shirts

I remember one funny incident from my sister's pregnancy days. She was some 7 months pregnant with a nice big belly showing. She worked for a bank which was undergoing some expansion and renovation work. The bank management distributed T-shirts to all their staff, with a message printed across the belly, to acknowledge the inconvenience to their customers. Funnily enough, the message said "Expanding to serve you better". Now you can imagine the degree of my sister's embarrassment every time she had to wear that thing to work! Even her colleagues used to have a good laugh at the poor girl's expense. The reason I was reminded of this incidence is, recently I saw some funny maternity T shirts in a shop with funny, rude and sometimes downright shocking messages printed on them. Funny maternity shirts for moms are a great way to cheer up a pregnant woman, who may be feeling a bit low due to the overwhelming amount of advice that she gets throughout her pregnancy.

Funny Maternity Shirt Messages

You can get really creative with the messages you can print on your shirts during pregnancy and motherhood. Some couples even get really daring and proclaim the amount of efforts they put into the whole process through a message like "Practice makes you pregnant".

Tell people what you intend to become after pregnancy: You are looking at one hot mama-to-be.

Show your exceptional talent at arts and crafts: I am so crafty I make people.

Sick of random people touching your belly? Try this one: Yes! You can touch my belly. And if the baby doesn't kick you, I will!

Another one to keep such people at bay: If you didn't put it here, Do Not Touch!

Tired of people giving you pregnancy tips all the time? Here is a good way to put a stop to their incessant rant: I'm sorry, but your opinion on my size, what I'm having, when I'm having it, what I eat, what I do while pregnant is Not Required!

Wanna be a mommy with some attitude? Try this one: I can lose fat, but you can't lose the ugly.

If people are pointing to the increasing size of your family, here are a few to shut them up: We plan to go on, until we get an ugly one.

No, we are not trying to overpopulate the earth, we just want to outnumber the idiots!

Next time I'm going to adopt one.

Make your baby your little spokesperson even before she is born: Don't give my mommy any dumb advice, she is doing just fine.

Got twins? Ease your discomfort with funny maternity shirts for twins: Sometimes when you pray for a miracle, you get two.

I'll lie on her bladder while you kick her ribs.

Good things come in two's

Struggling with your motherhood responsibilities? Here is one to keep people out of your way: I am stressed, I am exhausted, I am living with a newborn. Any more questions??

Funny maternity clothes can be bought online. In fact, the Internet is the best place to shop for these cute things as you get ample variety in all shapes and sizes. Funny plus size maternity shirts are also available online for really big mums.

Thus, funny messages on maternity shirts can be real fun to look at. Always buy these shirts in stretchable fabric so that they accommodate your expanding belly.