Funny Love Quotes

To love and be loved is the very essence of life. Love is something that keeps us going during some of the toughest battles of life. Love can be a man's greatest strength and yet one of his biggest weakness. Love is all that and much more, but most of all love is something that makes us happy. Love is a beautiful feeling that people have been trying to capture in words since times immemorial. So much has been said and written about love. Well, nothing says it like humor; here are some funny love quotes that you can enjoy and share with your loved ones.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. ~ Woody Allen

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. ~ Albert Einstein

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. ~ Melanie Clark

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty. ~ Anonymous

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. ~ Cathy Carlyle

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. ~ Cher

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell. ~ Joan Crawford

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question. ~ Lily Tomlin

Love is a grave mental disease. ~ Plato

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~ W. Somerset Maugham

Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else. ~ George Bernard Shaw

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ~Erich Segal

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.~ Oscar Wilde

Love is blind - marriage is the eye-opener. ~ Pauline Thomason

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. ~ Brendan Francis

Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime. ~ Floyd

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. ~ Helen Rowland

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! ~ Lucy Van Pelt

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. - Mae West

Love is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with the mind. - Bob Phillips

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely. ~ Basta

There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars. ~ John Kenneth Galbraith

A man in love is like a clipped coupon- it's time to cash in. ~ Mae West

Definition of Love: A score of zero in tennis. ~ Anonymous

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. ~ Ambrose Bierce

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there. ~ Gracie Allen

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love. ~ Charlie Brown