Funny Life Quotes

An old proverb says that "Laughter is the best medicine". So true and apt. Life's journey is full of ups and downs. In life we lose some battles and win some. As we move on the path of life, we realize that adversities are a part of life and instead of fretting over them needlessly for countless number of hours, we can adopt a positive attitude towards them. Apparently simple and easy, the choice to put on a smiling face is never easy, especially in times of sorrow and grief. Funny life quotes can take you away from the moments of anxiety and stress and can be a breather for you. The funny quotes on life are not just for fun, instead they carry pearls of wisdom. All funny quotes and sayings have profound lessons hidden in them that convey the message through a good humor.

Quotes by Famous People

Here is the list of some funny life quotes to live by that have been immortalized by the famous people from the history.

"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain" ~ Mark Twain

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former" ~ Albert Einstein.

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans " ~ Woody Allen.

"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time" ~ Friedrich Nietzsche.

"A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone." ~ Oscar Wilde.

"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut" ~ Albert Einstein.

"My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it" ~ Abraham Lincoln.

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter" ~ Winston Churchill.

"''Frank and explicit'' -- that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others" ~ Benjamin Disraeli

"The degree of one's emotion varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts -- the less you know the hotter you get" ~ Bertrand Russel.

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards" ~ Benjamin Franklin.

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes" ~ Oscar Wilde.

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't" ~ Erica Jong.

"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen" ~ Albert Einstein.

"He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough" ~ Lao Tsu.

Quotes from Movies

Here is a list of funny life quotes and sayings from the movies:

"The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses" ~ Love and Death

"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it" ~ Duck Soup

"Clarice: If you didn't kill him, then who did, sir?
Lecter: Who can say? Best thing for him, really. His therapy was going nowhere." ~ Silence of the Lambs

"Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts" ~ The Smell of Fear

George: "It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy" ~ My Best Friend's Wedding

"There is no reason to become alarmed and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of the flight. By the way, is there anyone who knows how to fly a plane?" ~ from the movie Airplane

"My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look" ~ Crimes and Misdemeanors (Movie)

"Oh. If I just wasn't a lady. What wouldn't I tell that varmint" ~ Vivian Leigh in Gone With The Wind

"Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw. Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they? Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right" ~ 'Wizard of Oz'

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These were some of the good funny life quotes that color the life with some moments of laughter!! Whenever you will feel down or a bit depressed, you can always resort to these funny sayings and calm your mind. Although it is never easy to laugh in times of problems, the least we can do is to try to smile! This can keep our spirits high!