Funny Lemons
Lemon Metaphors...
When life gives you lemons,
Make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons,
Break out the tequila and salt
When life gives you lemons,
find a kid with a paper cut
When life gives you lemons,
take it as a sign
When life gives you lemons,
throw it back and demand the oranges you asked for.
When life gives you lemons,
Make a raft and get off that dang island (Citrus is very boyant) -Take it as a clue Lost-
When life gives you lemons,
Make LEMONADE!!!
That’s all folks!
Make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
When life gives you lemons,
Break out the tequila and salt
When life gives you lemons,
find a kid with a paper cut
When life gives you lemons,
take it as a sign
When life gives you lemons,
throw it back and demand the oranges you asked for.
When life gives you lemons,
Make a raft and get off that dang island (Citrus is very boyant) -Take it as a clue Lost-
When life gives you lemons,
Make LEMONADE!!!
That’s all folks!
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