Funny Golf Team Names

The purpose of these names is to amuse the spectators and the opponents, and to have a unique name that is easy to remember for everyone. There is a large list of options in these names, and one can choose one of these or even come up with their own inspired versions.

The occasion and the situation for which you are using these golf team names ideas will also play a part in helping you determine which name is better suited. You want it to be noticeable and funny, not vulgar and indecent. Some people may take offense on that, especially at charity golf events.

Good Names
You can use any of these names for the purpose of golf names, and you can even alter some of them to suit your particular occasion. Choose wisely though, because these names will become your teams identity, once chosen.

• The Putt Pirates
• Fore Play
• The Longballs
• The Waterballs
• Club Hoppers
• Dirty Birdie
• The Woodsmen
• Green Gang
• Slice and Dice
• Stroke of Luck
• Tee Totalers
• Sand Gropers
• The Sand Traps
• Pin High
• Hole in Ten
• The Has-Beens
• The Never-Coulds
• The Drunken Wankers
• The Wrecking Balls
• Going Pro (not)
• Sultans of Swing
• The Bush Wackers
• Tiger's Wood
• The Close Enoughs
• Birdies, Bogeys, Beer and Bourbon

Fantasy Names
Fantasy golf is a good way to play the game without physically playing it. This version is played online and has a lot of different ways of playing. Here are some funny names that you can use for fantasy golf.

• Hack Attack
• The Chilli Dippers
• The Swingers
• The Caddies
• Tee-rific
• The Gold Diggers
• The Fair Miners
• Balls of Fire
• The Birdies
• The Wonder Whackers
• The Thunder Chickens
• The Big Sticks
• The Ball Washiers
• The Hole in Fun Gang
• The Handicap Chaps

More Names...
If these were not enough for you, here are some more funny team names for golf that can be entertaining and effective at the same time.

• Team 'Where's the beer girl?'
• Smokin Aces
• Beer Wench
• The Bigger Putters
• The Mexicanity
• Kids in a Sandbox
• Lost Balls
• Natural Hazards
• Foreplayers
• We're Slicers, not Hookers
• The Caddy Daddies
• Caddy don't Preach
• Fallopian Swim Team
• Small Holes, Big Balls
• The Short Putz
• The Holey Ones
• The Putter Nutters
• The Dirty ½ Dozen
• Meet the Putters

Mini Golf Team Names
Another popular version of the game of golf is mini golf. This is played on a mini golf course so it requires a much lesser degree of skill, and pretty much anyone can play it. For people who do not wish to play on a full golf course this is a suitable alternative.

• Mini Me's
• The Little Giants
• The Miniatures
• Different Strokes
• Long Shorts
• The Uneven Pars
• The Handicapped
• The Long and the Short of it
• Up to Par
• Birdie Gurus
• Where Birdies Land
• The Foreirons
• The Club Mongers
• The Bogeymen
• Dimpled Balls
• Teemendous Team

When you are picking one of these, you need to have a certain purpose in mind. You need to choose if you are opting for self deriding and mocking humor, or sarcastic humor that is meant to make your opponents fear you. The message that you will be portraying via your team name will define how the crowd reacts to you, and how seriously your opponents consider you a threat. Going for something really cheesy and corny can backfire many times, but then again, it all depends on the situation. Some occasions will require a name that passes a message, whereas some other situations will simply require an extremely funny and ridiculous name.

No matter which one of these you choose, in the end it is supposed to be fun. The whole occasion is about ensuring that you and everyone else has a good time. So go ahead and choose the most appropriate name without offending anyone else.