Funny Friday Quotes

Friday is a special day in itself! You know why? Well, Friday is the last working day of the week (for most of us), Friday is the beginning of a fun filled and relaxing weekend, Friday on the 13th is considered to be the most spooky day of all, Friday is the day we celebrate 'Good Friday', Friday is the day that gets you into the holiday mood, Friday is the day when new movies get released, and of course, Friday is the only day when we can say. "Thank God it's Friday"! Considering all these things in mind, this article is dedicated to the day 'Friday'. Have a look at some funny Friday quotes and sayings, and enjoy yourself!

Funny Friday Quotes for Facebook

Another thing that we tend to do on Fridays is change our Facebook status and display the fun and relaxed weekend that we are looking forward to! Have a look at these funny quotes and sayings.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation... and today is when it stops!!

Worrying ain't a waste of time! If you never want things to happen, start worrying about them, success rate 90%! :P

Hmmm... Who should I stalk on Facebook now? :)

I am seriously having a very very lazy day today... It's Friday and my butt just doesn't want to move at all...lol :)

The funniest things keep happening to me on Fridays... I misplace my energy when the sun comes up and I always seem to find it when the sun goes down..., I think I have it all backwards...! Friday is funny! LOL!

Finally, I will get the time to think of a password for my computer other than "password". hahaha. :P

The scale and I are finally at peace with each other and it has nothing to do with food.

Though I have the desire and goal for sweeping and vacuuming the floors, it would require me to clean up everything on the floor first.

Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm. ~ Byron Pulsifer

It's going to be a fantastic day!!!! (just as soon as I get some caffeine in me!!) LOL!

Funny Friday Night Quotes

Friday night is coming up tonight... everybody just have a good time! Friday night is the time to let go all the stress and to just get out there and have some fun!! Have a look at these interesting, yet really funny quotes.

There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting! ~ George Carlin

Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. ~ Richard Nelson Bolles

People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to 'The Art of Happiness' by the Dalai Lama. ~ Carmen Electra

Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night. ~ Jim Mitchell

Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other. ~ Karen Kain

Funny Thank God It's Friday Quotes

How can we let go the classic 'TGIF' quotes? Have a look at these short funny quotes on Friday.

I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent. ~ Ann Diehl

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do. ~ Richard Nelson Bolles

Fridays are not 'pants optional'. ~ Nancy Cartwright

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. ~ Henry Youngman

Random Funny Friday Quotes

This section will give you some hilarious long and short Friday quotes and sayings that you can read upon and laugh.

It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday. ~ American Proverb

Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday. ~ Author Unknown

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. ~Noel Coward

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday. ~ Author Unknown

Joey: You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas. ~ Friends

Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. ~ John Shirley

Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn't put in time to the next pay check. ~ Byron Pulsifer

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation. ~Ogden Nash

So these were some funny Friday quotes and sayings! You saw some interestingly funny Facebook statuses, TGIF sayings, Friday night quotes, and some random quotes which were all dedicated to Friday! It is the day when movies release, giving you a chance to take a break from truth and entertain yourself with the help of fiction. Since we are talking about movies, you can have a look at some funny movie quotes if you feel like. I'm sure you must be having a favorite Friday quote yourself. So why don't you tell us which are among your favorite ones? Looking forward for your feedback and contributions. Enjoy!