Funny Facts

"Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun." - Woody Allen.

Some facts may be funny, while some grave ones maybe not. So, not taking much of your time, I present to you with some funny facts to share with your near and dear ones, and have a sweet time laughing out your lungs. Here they are...

Random Funny Facts

# According to most psychiatrists, if there is a group of 4 people, then 1 has to fall ill. Find out if three of your friends are OK.

# You can reduce tooth decays by kissing every now and then. And, it is actually healthier than shaking hands.

# In one year the amount of caffeine that is consumed by an average American is known to be good enough to put an adult horse to sleep, forever!

# Olive trees possess the longest life expectancy which only ghosts can have. There is a tree which is radiocarbon dated to be 2000 years old. It is in Algarve, Portugal. This is nothing as compared to some giant olive trees which have been determined to be 3000 years old.

# If you love scuba diving and have a problem of flatulence, then remember you cannot pass gas at a depth of more than 33 feet.

# According to records, in America 22% of women got impregnated while they were in their teens. In Japan, the count is only 2%.

# There is this tranquilizer known as Valium. It is used to relieve anxiety and relax muscles. Save the money because making love is 10 times more effective than this, and it is the safest too.

# Some people suffer from Formicophilia. People suffering from this condition have a strange sexual desire to be crawled upon by small insects such as ants.

# An average bed serves as a comfy home to about 6 billion dust mites.

# Men are funnier and more sensitive than their opposite sex. About the sensitive thing, if he has built a fire and the last piece of wood does not burn, he gets offended!

# If you're man did not call you, you might suppose that he might have forgotten, lost your number or the like. Wake up! He did not call because he did not want to!

# Men stay happy by loving their women a lot and not trying to understanding them at all.

# Men who are married tend to have a longer life expectancy than those who are single. But they are the ones who are more willing to die.

# Somehow, men stay good looking while going to bed and wake up the same!

# A shirt on a man's body has buttons on the right but in case of women, they are on the left!

# No matter how strong a man is, he cannot fold a piece of paper (no matter how big) into half more than 7 or 8 times.

# Men are nature's portable snoring heaters in winter. They tend to have higher body temperature than that of women.

# In Saudi Arabia, if a man does not give coffee to his wife, she can get a divorce.

# In Italy, women with the name Mary are prohibited to take up the profession of a prostitute.

# Women may love to go to Florence, but not in summers!

# Women may love to watch their men playing Grand Theft Auto, but only when they are included.

# It is in the woman's nature to read any emails that is left unlocked on the computer.

# Women tend to walk faster in opposite direction at the sound of whistle.

# When women wear high heels, they expect their men to be still taller!

# The immune system of sharks is superior than that of the humans. It can ward off several kinds of illnesses which probably we humans cannot.

# Ants have no eyelids to shut their eyes and snakes do not have ears.

# Male rats are known to mate with their mothers, sisters and any other females in their family.

# Some animals can be gay. These include African elephant, Brown bear, buffalo, dog, giraffe, chicken, emu, jewel fish, salmon, common garter snake, red diamond rattlesnake and even some insects, to name a few.

# Even before humans started thinking about raising their own crops (before 50 million years), ants were already in the farming business.

# Snails are blessed with the ability to sleep for three long years.

# Starfish are brainless creatures of the sea.

# A pair of rats are capable to parent about 15000 offspring, and that too in a year's span.

# Rats can make love over 20 times a day.

And to conclude, ants can lift objects 50 times their own weight, eels have two hearts, octopus, two and hagfish, four.