Funny Email Questionnaires

A dull working atmosphere and heads glued to their screens around you can have a soporific effect on many of us. However, there is a new stress buster that will have all your colleagues laughing their heads off and waking up from their deep slumber…Email forwards are one of the best ways to take a short break from work and get rid of all the stress that has been bogging you down. Here are some funny email questionnaires for you to pass on to your friends and make sure they have a good laugh!

Funny Email Questionnaires

Funny email questionnaires need not be logical – remember that your aim is only to bring a smile to the face of the reader! Here are some funny questions, which you can include in your questionnaire and get you started…

• Why are boxing rings square?
• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
• When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
• Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?
• If a missing person sees his/her picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
• How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
• Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
• Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?

In addition to this if you are looking for more funny things you can read our collection of funny quotes and sayings.