Funny Doormats - Humorous Doormats

Fun is essential part of life. Laughter cheers up your mood and the people around you, as well. In the busy working schedule and the quest for filling up the deadlines, we just tend to ignore the funny side of life. Who has got the time to crack a joke and laugh? But to bust the stress out of life, sometimes you have to find that time. Ever wondered what a doormat can do, to welcome your guests in a good humor, or even shoo them off? A doormat with a funny quote or joke written on it, can solve this purpose. You must be thinking that I am 'seriously' out of my senses. Doormats usually carry 'welcome' tag which is not so new to its host as well as the guests. Let us find out what new things can be written on them.

Doormat Funnies
Funny doormats can turn up to be an innovative way, to bring laughter on the face of your guests. The real fun comes along when one puts a doormat with some funny quotes on it. The quotes can be funny, decorative and sometimes rude. But all in all they will surely bring smile on your face. Let me update you with some of the innovative and funny quotes that can be used on doormats:

• An angry faced dog saying,THIS IS NOT A JOKE: If you ever want to see these people again, bring me a 5lb rib roast in a plain brown paper bag.
• Ask not for whom the dog barks, it barks for thee.
• Ring door bell and run, the dog needs exercise!
• We serve only expensive wines, did you bring any?
• It's beer:30. You are right on time!
• Don't make me come out there! - Dog
• Dog is hiding in the bushes behind you! He knows you're here, act as if nothing has happened!
• Please stay on the mat. Your knock will be answered in the order in which it was received.
• Never drink alone, ring the doorbell!
• You can always re-take a class, but you can never re-live a party!
• Our dog is fluent in English, Afghan, Pekingese, Maltese, Pomeranian and has a fairly good grasp of bull Shih Tzu.
• Take one step back, explosively affectionate dog inside!
• A mat with shell designs: I used to be Mat but now...I am Shelly!
• We'd invite you in, but our life is already a mess!
• Pardon the condition of the lawns. We are not raising grass, we are raising babies!
• Leave it to the in-laws to arrive uninvited!
• If you are still standing here after 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention as you potentially are a moron!
• Our family...not estranged, just strange!!!
• Cover me, I am going in!
• Our other home is wherever we roam!
• Yes we have a doorbell but our dog is very fond of knockers!
• I'm not your doormat!
• Oh shit...not you again!!!
• Got Beer? No...then go away!!!
• My name is Mat...Door Mat!
• My house, love it or leave it!!!
• Enter at your own risk!

There is a huge array of such humorous doormats that will make you laugh at least once, from the depth of your heart and make you appreciate the wild imagination of its creator. You can select personalized floormats with your name, family belongings or certain family specialties or even famous quotes! So, next time when you go out for shopping, do look out for such funny doormats and let me know!