Funny Christmas Party Invitation Wording

Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.
~ Francis C. Farley

Well, the long wait is finally on its way to conclusion as Christmas draws near and festivities beckon at you from the corner. You can smell Christmas in the air when the deliciously mouth-watering aroma of turkey cooking mixed with the tempting essence of that apple pie cooling by the kitchen window hit your nostrils, proceeding to gradually take over all your senses in an ecstatic frenzy of festivity. While savoring the feel of Christmas sneaking up on you, you suddenly realize that this is the last week before the big day and it's time you started preparing for that Christmas party that you've been planning since April (if you haven't already started)! So, what is the first thing to be considered when planning your Christmas party? Guests! Once you've drafted the guests list, start off by sending Christmas invitations to everyone on your list. Here are some funny Christmas party invitation wording samples that you can incorporate in your invitations to add spunk to them so that the invitees look forward to a fun-filled festive extravaganza!

Invitation Wording for Funny Christmas Party

.....that is meant to be interpreted as funny Christmas party invitation wordings for a fun-filled evening of festivities! Check out these sample invitation wordings to get ideas which you can modify and innovate upon (psst! Here's a killer tip - let your imagination run wild and be as original as you can!).

• Santa's always partial to the good ones, so we've planned the perfect revenge! We've hijacked his sledge and kidnapped the old fellow and his reindeer - join us on the 25th to get Santa really and badly drunk and while he's at it, we'll steal all his gifts!
• Ho Ho Ho, it's Christmas so
  Make sure you show up at our door!
  Watch where you step, watch where you go,
  You may end up 'neath the mistletoe.
• Smokin' turkey just outta the flame,
  Steaming pie beckons the tongue for a sinful game,
  Do help us gorge upon the entire amount -
  Coz Christmas calories do not count!
• An evening full of reds and greens
  In the company of elders, kids and teens,
  Do join us in our quest to celebrate
  This very special winter date!
• Make rude faces at the cold winds
  Stick your tongue out at the snow
  Let's celebrate with a hot turkey in front
  With a glass of old wine to go!
• The Christmas Tree's all decked,
  The party planner's done her job;
  The only thing left is
  for you to twist the doorknob!

Following are some funny Christmas quotes that you can incorporate as or even innovate upon as the wordings for your Christmas party invitations:

• Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. ~ Frank McKinney Hubbard
• Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. ~ Anonymous
• One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ~ Andy Rooney
• Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is a potent caffeine, no matter your age. ~ Carrie Latet
• Christmas is the Disneyfication of Christianity. ~ Don Cupitt
• Let's be Naughty and save Santa the trip. ~ Gary Allan
• Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. ~ Tom Sims

Hope these funny Christmas party invitation wording samples add punch to your Christmas party ideas and Christmas cards, making this year's festivities a rocking event for your friends, family and everyone else that attends! So, pull up your socks and get set for to celebrate the birthday of the Nazarene with warmth, excitement and full festive fervor! Wish you a merry Christmas in advance!