Funny Cartoons

"New Baby"
I’ve been kind of antsy lately. That’s because I have a new baby out and I want it to thrive.

the K Chronicles: "Voter Vics!!"
Happy November 4th!!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Looney Debate"
I think this cartoon sums up the debate in a 'nut' shell.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Fry Cook in '30 Minute Meal'"
Fry Cook, the greatest chef on the planet gives a lending hand to the most annoying host on Earth!

the K Chronicles: "No More Mr. Nice Guy!!"
Keef passes the halfway point of his stay in El-Ay.

the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Vics: New Parent Stylie!!"
More of the little things to celebrate...

(th)ink: "Regime Change"
Mebbe the troops shouldn't come home just yet.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Los Beatles Eran Intimidadores"
I'll be living in Mexico for about a year. So the format of my cartoons will be both in Spanish and English. I'm excited to be representing 2 countries and hopefully it'll help you brush up on your Spanish.

Jesus and Christian Bob
Jesus and Bob are fishing...

Part Human Part Chicken All Together Funny
How bad do you think that would smell...

(th)ink: "3 More Reasons.."
Behind the high ratings...

the K Chronicles: "A New Hope"
Keef gets all Star Wars on ya.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Uncle Ben's Revenge"
Okay Spidey, you won't be able to spin your web of deceit in this cartoon.

(th)ink: "Beijing (Jr.) Olympics"
Let the games begin!!

the K Chronicles: "Comic-Con Highs & Lows"
Keef reports from the front of all things geeky.

the K Chronicles: "The New Veal"
Keef brings baby home!!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "A Hero is Born"
This hero knows the super hero business. Check out what I mean in my latest cartoon!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "The Incredulous Hulk in Anger Management"
Check out this parody of the Hulk..

the K Chronicles: "I See the Light!!"
Keef sees the world anew..

the K Chronicles: "I'll Drink to That"
There's something funny about this water."

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Sanford and Rom"
Crying Macho Man geeks out and visits the 70s and 80s to pay homage to his favorite sitcom and cyborg.

The ghosts of Delaware
Delaware the "First State" offers many choices for tourists such as Brandywine Valley with historic stone houses and rolling hills and Rehoboth Beach, one of the most popular Delaware beaches. And then there is the dark side...

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Mosquitoes"
Don't you just hate mosquitoes?! Check out the lengths that one woman went through to get rid of them.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Shooting Star"
This strip will but an end to the debate: What are shooting stars made of?

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…2
Jill is rescued from certain death by a man who fits every description of her dream man—he’s handsome, athletic, sexy, tall and daring. In short, a hunk…

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "The Big Ticket"
Be careful where you park in Los Angeles!

Patsy Gone To The Birds
Patsy totally flew the coop...

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…
When her shrink describes Jill’s idea of the perfect man as "immature," she stomps out of the office and into the path of a bungee-corded dare-devil…

(th)ink: "Another Book of Fiction?"
Freyed upon again!!

the K Chronicles: "The Original Bum-Rush"
Dedicated to Jackie Robinson

(th)ink: "The 80s Are Back!!"
Get yo retro!!

Maintenance Of Your Car
Home made gaskits, etc...

the K Chronicles: "The Labor Party"
Classis in session for Keef and the Wifey..

Mayor Talking With A Reporter
Mr Mayor...

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Cowboys and Indians"
This is a joke I recently heard and it instantly became a strip in head. Check it out!

Bob and Puff
Jaws ain't got nothing on this Dragon.

the K Chronicles: "Weird Jobs I've Had Part 32"
Keef coulda been the Woody Allen of comix!!

the K Chronicles: "Hi! My Name is.."
Name Keef's baby...but it'll cost ya.

Motel 666
We'll make sure to leave the light on!

The King Is I
Who took the toilet paper, Patsy in the bathroom screaming for help help he needs a roll, Sally saves King from walking to the restroom and seeing that awful sight of Patsy going to bathroom

(th)ink: "R.I.P..."
..that gun right outta his hands...

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Fry Cook in Fancy Dining"
Introducing Fry Cook, the greatest chef in the world. Give his food a try!

(th)ink: "King Who?"
James or Kong?

the K Chronicles: "Meat Street Breakdown"
Keef meets meat on the street.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "High Stakes Poker"
Watch as the monster squad up the ante on Dracula!

(th)ink: The Election Put in Focus
The G.O.P. prepares for assault.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Countertransference"
Therapy can sometimes be rough...on the therapist that is!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Cleveland The Quadriplegic Detective in: Slobberin’ Time"
Cleveland the Quadriplegic Detective makes his debut in the Crying Macho Man universe. Give him a chance.

(th)ink: Cents & Cent's Ability
And you thought the U.S. Dollar was doing poorly..

(th)ink: "Greener Than Most"
Smash!!

the K Chronicles: "There's Goes the Comics Page.."
Hey..this looks familiar.

the K Chronicles: "Le Veek ees Smaw"
Revenge of the Little Victories!!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "A Hamburger Today"
A hamburger today costs a lot more than you think.

"So Much For The High Road"
The physicist hated that people she’d only just met knew that she’d slept with a co-worker 30 years back.

"Brains Gone Wild"
The woman decided to improve her mind.

(th)ink: "Saving Lives"
The new body armor.

"Gone with the Wind"
The old friends started a mock war with their gassy machines.

(th)ink: "The Writer's Strike"
The benefits of the Writer's Strike.

Story Minute: "Unhappyland"
Everyone had to go there once in a while…

(th)ink: "Wishful Thinking"
Tastes like chicken!!

the K Chronicles: "Secrets of a Cheap Bastard"
Keef confesses his innermost secrets...

(th)ink: "Only the Good (musicians) Die Young"
It's clinically proven!!

The No Spin Zone
No Spinning Please...This is what we depend on for our news?

"Dig It"
Dig a hole right here and you’ll never be unhappy again!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Homerun 756*"
Finally, he did it! Now let's move on, please!

(th)ink: "African-American Inventions.."
..that we don't appreciate enough..

"Tossed Off"
The old thief saw a vintage story on the T.V. He just stole.

(th)ink: "Reason #5786.."
Stop the Drug War.

"An Inconvenient Fact"
At the natural history – like Creation Museum in Kentucky, Dinosaurs are depicted as living alongside humans.

"Soldier On"
In a Washington Post article (May 6, 2007) Joel Garreau wrote of a noble robot designed by mark Tilden at Los Alamos Laboratories.

(th)ink: "How-Naive!!"
Drips.

(th)ink: "The Ups and Downs of Childhood"
How the trials and tribulations of being a kid have changed over the years.

(th)ink: "R.I.P. Mr. Remote"
There's been a death in the family...

(th)ink: "World's Worst.."
..attempt at getting out of a traffic violation.

"New Year 2007"
I don’t usually make resolutions…but I’ve decided to go vegan for 2007.

the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Victories: Holiday Style!!"
Take time to celebrate the little things this holiday season..

"Headless Chicken"
What took you so long…

"Butter Nut"
Everyone loved her cows sculpted from butter because of her ironic use of the medium. In fact, she was a major player at state fairs particularly in the dairy belt.

the K Chronicles: "Summer Victories"
Some more of the little vics we should be celebrating..

"Red Head Matches"
It’s just too damned hot.

(th)ink: "We're in Season!!"
Commentary on the rise of alligator attacks in Florida..

(th)ink: "Happy Mother's Day"
Dedicated to Yo Mama!!

"To Bee Or Not To Bee"
The killer bees didn’t need no stinking passports…

(th)ink: "The Hip New Disease"
Far more widespread than the Bird Flu!!

the K Chronicles: "I"ll Sleep When I'm Dead..."
..but practice makes perfect!!

(th)ink: "Bald vs. Bald"
Just say no to Bald on Bald crime.

The Five Stages of No Internet Access
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance….

the K Chronicles: "Arch-Enemies: They're Good For You"
Keef gives props to his arch-enemies...

the K Chronicles: "Swing Low Sweet Golf Cart"
Keef comes face to ass with Tiger Woods!!

the K Chronicles: "Bad for Ewe".
We're all a buncha SHEEP!!.

(th)ink: "Vatican Probe"
The Vatican's new search..

"The ID Lid"
Hiya, handsome!

"The Assistant"
Here’s our proposal: The Trump and Martha Stewart shows have proved highly successful, and we’d like to expand our Franchise with a cartoonist.

(th)ink: "'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy.."
Startling revelation from a book about Jimi Hendrix..

"Recovery"
Self-help audio book…

the K Chronicles: "Anti-White since 1992!!"
One Day at Ye Olde Comic-Con...

"Busted"
Frank, I don’t understand what’s gone wrong with our marriage.

(th)ink: "Mickey Deez Seeks Extreme Makeover"
McDonalds continues to go "Hip Hop"..

the K Chronicles: "Just Say No..."
Keef's Anti-Drug strip

(th)ink: "All Apologies"
More apologies on their way....50 years too late

"Lover’s Leap"
The Checked Libido has taken her fool home to meet mother.

"Slap-Stickler"
The Checked Libido has hooked up with an idiot whose every move leave her breathless with laughter and hot to trot!

the K Chronicles: "Crashin' the Oprah Party"
Keef infiltrates the Oprah compound, to mix and mingle with heroes...

(th)ink: "Behind the Mask"
Urban areas address homeless issue...

"Laff Riot"
It’s finals week at the Laughing Academy…

"Fairy Tale Ending"
ZZZZZZZZ…Hey! Get outta that bed!

the K Chronicles: "Turning a Corner"
More stinkin' liberal comixxx!!

"The Hair Club for Men"
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!

"Love Struck"
Why doesn't she respond to my song? Maybe these pebbles will do the trick.

"Kitty Kitty"
News Item: A Texas woman paid $50,000 for a clone of her deceased pet cat, Little Nicky, the first such clone-to-order sale in the US.

(th)ink: "Outsource? Of Course!!"
Outsource reaches new highs..and lows.

the K Chronicles: "Life's lil' victories"
More of the liitle things we should be celebratin'..

"Sky-Writer"
Driving home from the gym I saw a skywriter start a loop.

the K Chronicles: "Family Fun"
Keef is in Boston visiting with his lovely niece...

the K Chronicles: "Victories Accomplished!!"
Keef get some Little Victories from a G.I. in the Middle East!!

the K Chronicles: "Victory is Yours!!"
Another installment of Life's Little Victories...

the K Chronicles: "Baby? Baby? Please..."
Keef ponders ye olde Children Question...

(th)ink: "Crayola 's New Crayon Color"
Crayola turns to the music industry for ideas..

"Sound Off"
I have laryngitis! The radio's broken!

the K Chronicles: LIFE'S LITTLE VICTOREEZ!!
Say 'em loud, say 'em proud..Everybody's favorite little celebrations..

"Evolution"
Evolution timeline from Carol Lay....

"Things I'd miss if I had to leave my 'Hood"
Disney built these cottages for his animators to live in, just a block form the Hyperion Studio.

"Name that Kid!"
News item: A growing number of parents are naming their offspring after products - brand name babies.

New Year cartoon
2003 - Poont! - Bomp! - 2004

the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Vics..on Crutches!!"
Keef celebrates the little things, despite his torn achilles...

"Scent of a Baby"
She loved the smell of babies.

"Pants on Fire"
Every day she would go up to some stranger and say:

"Hitched"
Three months into their marriage...

Hilbert's Hotel
The infinite hotel was always filled to capacity.

What's in a Name?
She got her boyfriend's name tattooed on her arm.

Socket To Me
Plunge!

Bee Mine
The insectologist trained bees to locate landmines.

Zoo
She had a pretty good life in the intergalactic zoo...

Foot, Loose
The man carried a rabbit's foot with him everywhere.

Sign Language
His apartment window faced the huge billboard.

The K Chronicles: "Vegas Rain"
One of the big reasons my dad moved to Las Vegas from Boston was to get away from the cold, wet and snow winters.

Dream On
America -- Help wean us from our dependence on foreign oil! Drive fuel efficacious hybrid electrical cars!