Funny Cartoons

Technology
Cartoon about life in school.

Failing
Cartoon about life in school.

(th)ink: "New(t) Moon"
"It's just a surface wound."

(th)ink: The Elephant
Not that one. The other one.

(th)ink: "Oh, the Iromney!"
Early one morning, about 7 am...

Mashed Potato Snowman
Cartoon about life in school.

(th)ink: "Hail Mary"
There is another.

Fashion
Cartoon about life in school.

(th)ink: "Police App"
..lication.

Story Minute: "The Fighter"
The fortuneteller was not infallible.

Present
Cartoon about life in school.

(th)ink: "The Newest Globetrotter"
Surprise!

the K Chronicles: "All One Needs..."
... is proper motivation.

Story Minute: "Pair of Dice Lost"
Not every lost thing was worth looking for.

Budget Cuts
Cartoon about life in school.

(th)ink: "Straw Poll"
The results are in!

the K Chronicles: "Gimme!! Gimme!!"
Keef's annual holiday wish list.

Story Minute: "Soul Searching"
The land of the lost things had a special section for lost souls…Z99 Souls

School Nurse
Cartoon about life in school.

(th)ink: "Tis the Season"
Here they come!

Story Minute: "Honor Among Thieves"
There were rules of order in the Land of the Lost Things.

The Promise
Cartoon about life in school.

Counseling Office
Cartoon about life in school.

(th)ink: "Who's Next?"
Post-Penn State observation.

the K Chronicles: "the Blind Side (of the street)"
Another Keef German story.

Success
Cartoon about life in school.

(th)ink: "G.O.P.py Halloween"
Ha! Just joking!

Story Minute: "Birth Order"
The country’s leader feared its centuries-old enemies.

The Sock Burglar
Cartoon about life in school.

(th)ink: "Pick Sicks"
Goblins!

the K Chronicles: "Thumbs Down"
Keef sustains a career-threatening injury!

Twitter
Cartoon about life in school.

"Burqa"
When my brother was stationed in Saudi he told me the army slang for a typical local woman was "MBO". That stood for "Moving Black Object."

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "The Incredulous Hulk in Anger Management"
Check out this parody of the Hulk..

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Countertransference"
Therapy can sometimes be rough...on the therapist that is!

Hilbert's Hotel
The infinite hotel was always filled to capacity.

(th)ink: "Troy Davis"
Troy Davis.

(th)ink: "GOP Debates"
I'd watch that!

the K Chronicles: "The Solicitation"
Keef gets hassled outside his supermarket.

the K Chronicles: "D'OH!
Keef makes a special visit.

(th)ink: "The Cat's Pajamas.."
Are made out of feathers!

(th)ink: R.I.P.B.I.G.M.A.N.
So long, Clarence.

(th)ink: "Growth Industry"
Carry on!

(th)ink: "Bombing"
The public weighs in.

the K Chronicles: "Prison (Give us a) Break"
No more!!

the K Chronicles: "Reality Tv"
Tonite's episode.

(th)ink: "The Wrestler"
Move over Mickey Rourke!

the K Chronicles: Japan Quake
Keef contemplates Japan's ongoing tragedy...

Rough Day
Cartoon about teachers.

(th)ink: "Evolution Proof"
16 down, 34 to go.

the K Chronicles: "Cat 'n' Mouse"
Keef's family happens upon a neighbor...

(th)ink: "Take Him Out (But Not for a Drink)!!"
The ruthless and delusional must be removed!!

the K Chronicles: "Seattle Triple Scoop!!"
Keef previews his Pacific North West visit!!

Past Tense
Cartoon about schools.

(th)ink: "Little Known Black History"
BETcha didn't know...

the K Chronicles: "Sh** My Kid Sez"
A cry for help.

(th)ink: "Secret Code"
The gibberish explained!!

the K Chronicles:" Leetle Veeks!"
Little Victories.. with an accent!!

(th)ink: "Sweet News"
Tasty!

the K Chronicles: "Purple Wheelchair"
Keef and son at the YMCA.

Lost and Found
Cartoons for teachers.

the K Chronicles: "Black History Essay"
Shel Silverstein?!

Dance
Cartoon about school life.

Multi-task
Cartoons about life in school.

(th)ink: "State of the Union"
When a nation comes together...

the K Chronicles: "The KUSF Chronicles"
R.I.P.

the K Chronicles: "The Scream"
Keef hits the playground with T.I.C.O.B.

(th)ink: "2 Month Grace Period"
..Courtesy of Tucson.

the K Chronicles: "S.F.PED."
Keef speaks from experience.

(th)ink: "35 and Counting.."
What else is there to do? Work?!!

the K Chronicles: "Ruminations.."
Of a rain-soaked season..

(th)ink: "Snow Job"
Is this the future?

the K Chronicles: "On the Bright Side.."
Murders are down, unless you're an Xmas tree.

(th)ink: "Santa's Gone Br--er, Green"
Have you been naughty?

the K Chronicles: "Holiday Wish List"
Give to those less fortunate than you!!

Crying Macho Man: A Little Too Curious George
Enuff said!

(th)ink: "Palin in Haiti"
What you didn't see.

the K Chronicles: "Mum's the Word"
Keef gets his movie on.

the K Chronicles: "Holiday Advice"
Now, more than ever!!

the K Chronicles: "Back in Vegas!!"
Keef visits his Paw.

Crying Macho Man: Psychic Watch
Watch what you think! heh-heh.

(th)ink: "Hot Holiday Item"
Everybody's gettin' em!

(th)ink: "Only Turkeys Use Steroids"
Well...they used to..

the K Chronicles: "There's no G-O-P in Team"
Enough!

(th)ink: "Prop 19"
Why it didn't work out.

the K Chronicles: "Life's Tiny Tragedies"
It ain't the end of the world, but...

Crying Macho Man: Sex Ed Pt. 1
Okay boys and girls, take notes.

(th)ink: "Perry's New Film"
Word on the street.

The K Chronicles: "Blind-sided"
Keef is totally trippin'!

(th)ink: Post-Election Red
Swing batter-batter!!

the K Chronicles: "Dare-Devils"
The adventures of Keef and the Incredible Cuteness of Being.

(th)ink: "Money Don't Mean A Thing"
..If you ain't got that swing!!

the K Chronicles: "In the Bank"
Keef needs a new one.

Crying Macho Man: Get Rid Of It
Chickens have definitely come home to roost!

(th)ink: Off-off-off Broadway
Longest running show! Huge!

the K Chronicles: "Subway Tragedy"
No, I'm not talking about the Sweet Onion Teriyaki Six-inch...

(th)ink: "Season of Scary"
Adults took over Oct. 31st, so children have taken over the Nov. 2nd. Keef Book Release party in San Francisco: 10/16, 7pm @ Cartoon Art. Museum 655 Mission St.

the K Chronicles: "Wedding Vics"
Meet Keith Knight at his San Francisco. Book Release party! Sat. Oct. 16th, 7pm @ the Cartoon. Art Museum, 655 Mission St.

(th)ink: "Hot New Flavor"
A Hot mess!

the K Chronicles: "One Day at Ye Olde Cafe"
Livin' the Dream!!

(th)ink: "The New Terrorism"
Terrorism bites!

the K Chronicles: "First Class"
Keef is going on a book tour!

(th)ink: "She Must Be.."
on Acid.

the K Chronicles: "Random Acts.."
of cuteness....

(th)ink: "Freshman Fifteen"
The real.

the K Chronicles: "SPX 2010"
The highlights!!

(th)ink: "Bed-Hoppers"
Who's number one?

the K Chronicles: "One Day at Ye Olde Cafe"
Keef meets a star!!

(th)ink: "News?"
Really?

the K Chronicles: Uncle Owen - 1 Year Later
Keef remembers family..

the K Chronicles: "Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!"
Lucky, too.

Hybrid Cars
I'm smart. I bought a hybrid.

the K Chronicles: "Spelling Bee for Cheaters"
Keef needs YOU to donate!! (it's tax-deductible!)

Vampire Attack in the Bathroom
A vampire stalks a young girl in the bathroom as she stares unknowingly into the mirror.

the K Chronicles: "Comic-Con-quest!!"
Keef is a special guest!!

the K Chronicles: "Cross-Country: The Sequel"
Keef hits the road again!

The K Chronicles: "Splendor Indeed"
Cleveland loses a legend.

Crying Macho Man: Jackpot
What happens in Vegas doesn't necessarily need to stay in Vegas.

the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Victories"
Sent from a G.I.!!

Crying Macho Man: Breaking Wind
Okay- who farted?!

the K Chronicles: "2 Down, 16 to Go!!"
It's Keef-baby's birfday!!

the K Chronicles: "Whirled Cup"
Keef on the worldwide phenomenon.

Crying Macho Man: Rude Bus Driver
Some people can be so rude.

the K Chronicles: "This is Your Life"
Keef returns home for a slide show.

the K Chronicles: "Barbados Observations"
A K Chronicles Klassic!

Crying Macho Man: Funeral Procession
Pay your respects!

the K Chronicles: "Summer Kickoff"
The wrong football is on!!

the K Chronicles: "Come Buy, Say Hi!"
Estate Sale!!

Crying Macho Man: Woof
Get your hot dogs!

The K Chronicles:"Lyfe's Leetle Victoreez!!"
More favorites!

Crying Macho Man: Numb Skull
So you lose your temper from time to time?

the K Chronicles: "First They Came For.."
Keef contemplates the future.

The K Chronicles: "The Human Burrito"
A sick, twisted and disturbing film.

Crying Macho Man: High Horse
You'll get off on this high horse!

The K Chronicles: "Bike Talk"
Cycopath!!

Crying Macho Man: A Little Sumthin'
Next time we make love I want you to wear a lil' sumthin' special...

The K Chronicles: "One Day at Ye Olde Pub"
Baby talk.

Crying Macho Man: Spider Phobia
Guess who's coming to therapy?

The K Chronicles: "Life's Little Vics Lives!!"
Celebrate even more of the little things..

Crying Macho Man: The Candle
Talk about a candle light vigil?! Read on...

the K Chronicles: "The New Wrestling"
Keef grapples with the professional wrestling of the new century!

The K Chronicles: "Apologies to Sinead"
Right all along..

The K Chronicles: "A New Leader Emerges"
The Incredible Cuteness of Being!!

Crying Macho Man: Super Duper Man
Super Duper Man goes to therapy!

Crying Macho Man: Anger Management
Another installment of The Therapist! Just breathe and let it out.

the K Chronicles: "Bacon!! Bacon!! Bacon!!"
Keef O.D.s on meat candy.

Crying Macho Man: Caviar and Champagne
Try out this delicious cartoon!

Crying Macho Man: The Artist
A cartoon for all you art collectors out there!

the K Chronicles: "(K)Night of the Little Vics!!"
More of your favorite little victories!! Please run week of 3/11/10.

The K Chronicles: "A Health Care Dream.."
Telling it like it is.

Crying Macho Man: Groceries
Another installment of He Said She Said.

the K Chronicles: "Rise of the Green Economy"
What's that smell?

Crying Macho Man: Cheap Ring
How low can you go?

the K Chronicles: "Weather or Not.."
Global Warning...

Crying Macho Man: Erectile Projectile
A funny joke told to me by my good friend and fellow funny man Jim Lujan.

The K Chronicles: "About the Boy"
Keef clears the air about his heir.

Crying Macho Man: Valentines Therapy
Love hurts!!!

the K Chronicles: "CBS Fumbled!!"
Post-Super Bowl commentary..

Crying Macho Man: Bee Rated
Funny but true story while living in the heart of Mexico for a year!

the K Chronicles: "Going Zinn"
A tribute.

Crying Macho Man: The Bet
You wanna bet!

the K Chronicles: "Feelin' Donatey 4 Haiti"
Keef calls (& calls, & calls) George Clooney's telethon.

Crying Macho Man: Phone Book
Hey baby, can I get your number!

the K Chronicles: "Player Haitin"
Celebrate Georges Laraque!!

The K Chronicles: "Happy Sylvester!!"
Make sure to Tweety this one.

The K Chronicles: Deepak Chopra
The wife picked up a Deepak Chopra C.D. the other day….We solicit today this protection of the gods…

Crying Macho Man: New Years Ticket
Happy New Year. Hope this cartoon will teach you to drive responsibly.

The K Chronicles: "Die Kleinen Erfolge"
Life's Little Victories from Germany!!

the K Chronicles: "Another Old Man Rant"
The other day I saw an airbag deploy on a kid’s sled after it came to an abrupt stop…Raf!! The question is" When did sleds become so wimpy?

Crying Macho Man: The Photographer
Look both ways before you click!

the K Chronicles: "California Scheming"
Keef dishes on a fellow Los Angeleno.

Crying Macho Man: The Butcher
The choicest cuts of meat in all of cartoon land!

the K Chronicles: "Holiday Wish List"
Tis the season!!

the K Chronicles: "Disney's Next Animated Project?"
I swear it could work!!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Boob Job
Try not to gobble this cartoon up. Save room for dessert!

the K Chronicles: "A Long Time Ago.."
They said it wouldn't happen..

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Stupid Things Lawyers Say 3
Another installment of some of the ludicrous things lawyers say!

the K Chronicles: "New York, New York"
Reaction to the announced 9/11 trials..

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Wheelbarrow
Welcome to the Saloon…where everybody knows your name! And everybody is glad you came!

the K Chronicles: "Meltdown in Los Angeles"
Keef celebrates!!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: He Said She Said No. 4
Another battle of the sexes!

the K Chronicles:"The First 'Ween"
More adventures of the Incredible Cuteness of Being..

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: El Muerto
Happy Day of the Dead!

the K Chronicles:" Unca-Unca Burnin' Luv"
..will be missed.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Stupid Things Lawyers Say 2
Another installment of stupid things lawyers say!

the K Chronicles: "Balloon Boy"
Keef's own.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Tight Shoes
This guys in a tight spot! Check it!

The K Chronicles: "Beneath the Valley of the Life's Little Vics!!"
More of yer favorite..

Crying Macho Man: Fastest Turtle
The hare ain't got nothing on this turtle!

The K Chronicles: "One Day in Ye Olde Pet Shoppe"
Slurred..

Crying Macho Man: Pandamonium
Redefining the cute cuddly panda!

The K Chronicles: "Cousin Scottie"
..

The K Chronicles: "Race 2 the Bottom"
What elephant in the room?

Crying Macho Man: Wild Night
Sometimes you just want to forget last night!

The K Chronicles: "All Wet"
Keef loves rain.

Crying Macho Man: In the Worst Way
Another installment of 'He Said, She Said.'

the K Chronicles: "Bostonian 4 the Time Being"
Keef is (B)east Coast for now.

The K Chronicles: "Top Cries of the Week"
..from the Unbearable Cuteness of Being's appearance in Boston!!

the K Chronicles: "The Movie That'll Never be Made"
"I want my Dicks!!"

the K Chronicles: "Back to School"
Time for some learnin' with Fargas, the Filthy Fork!!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: Penance
Have you confessed lately?

The K Chronicles:"Soul Corner!!"
A tribute!!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: He Said She Said
What did you say?!

The K Chronicles: "One Down, 17 to Go"!!
It's Keef's boy's birthday!!

Barbeque
Get your grill on!

The K Chronicles:"Comic -Con 9"
Keef gives his highlights of Comic Con 09!!

The K Chronicles: "Life's Little Vics Strike Back!!"
More favorites.

Stupid Things Lawyers Say
True court room blunders!

Crying Horse
PETA can't touch this!

About Your Baby
Light up some cigars, it's a boy!

The K Chronicles: "German(e) Jackson"
Keef's In-Laws come to visit.

Crusade
That's what friends are for?!

The K Chronicles: "M.J. Memories"
Keef extols his favorite gloved one memories..

Washing Machine
Make sure to rinse!

The K Chronicles: "Father's Day Wiz - Dumb"
Keef teaches his boy.

The K Chronicles: "A Short Time Ago, in a Gallery, Far, Far Away.."
Keef buys some aht..

Money Honey
Do you love me?

The K Chronicles: "A Coupla Hundred Cartoonists Walk into a Bar"
Keef crashes the NCS.

Car Accident
Be careful of those dangerous curves!!

The K Chronicles: "It was 20 Years Ago ta-day.."
Keef celebrates "Do the Right Thing".

Growing Old
Some things just don't add up in relationships!

the K Chronicles: "The Off-a"
One Day on Skid Row...

Burglar
Watch out what you ask your wife to do. It might come back and bite you in the butt!

the K Chronicles: "Scalabrine is not a Dish"
Keef celebrates a Celtic.

The K Chronicles: "Too Harsh?"
Keef lets lose.

The K Chronicles: "Never-Everland"
Keef visits the Michael Jackson auction!!

The Ugly Kid
Awww...ain't he so NOT cute!

the K Chronicles: "Visions of Emerald City"
Keef visits Seattle!!

the K Chronicles: "Auto-Erotic Fix-ation"
In need of a 12-step program..

Hey Donkey
The Captain pins the tail on the donkey.

the K Chronicles: "Just Say NOOOOO!!"
..featuring the Unbearable Cuteness of Being!!

The K Chronicles: "Uber-Couple"
Keef and Kerstin run into the ultimate couple.

High School Reunion
So I walk into a High School reunion and the bartender tells me a joke.

The K Chronicles: "S.L.C.- The Place 2 Be (drunk)"
In praise of Salt Lake.

The K Chronicles "Dropping Like Flies"
Keef contemplates a frightening development.

the K Chronicles: "L.L.Vees!!"
Now..More than ever!!

the K Chronicles: "The Good ol' Days"
Now vs. Then

the K Chronicles: "Ssssiiiggghhh"
Keef's winter blahs set in..

the K Chronicles: "The Bush Library"
Keef gives a sneak preview.

the K Chronicles: "I've Finally Made It!!"
Keef has broken into the inner circle of Los Angeles.

the K Chronicles: "The World's Goin' to Pot"
Keef gets a visit from his old college roommate.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Football Celebration"
Some teams tend to celebrate prematurely!

(th)ink: "Everybody's Doin' It!!"
Sweeping the nation!!

(th)ink: "The Dollar Coin That'll Catch On"
...

the K Chronicles: "Now That All is Said and Done"
Where do Bush and Cheney go from here?

"New Baby"
I’ve been kind of antsy lately. That’s because I have a new baby out and I want it to thrive.

(th)ink: "A Closing We're Happy to See"
Everyone Must Go!!

the K Chronicles: "More Observations.."
..of a new parent.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "The Vegetarians"
The vegetarians make a News Years resolution to be more open minded about the company they keep.

(th)ink: "MacWorld Concern"
Jobs!!

the K Chronicles: "A Series of Unfortunate Incidents"
Keef ended the year wrong.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "A Different Stroke"
Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo each discover new strokes. Check it out!

(th)ink: "I Abstain"
Americans aren't the only ones not working...

the K Chronicles: "End o' Year Victories"
More of the little things we should celebrate!!

(th)ink: "New Shoes"
Nike strikes while the iron's hot.

the K Chronicles: "My Favorite Xmas Gift"
The gift that keeps on giving.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Top Cook"
Frycook enters a cooking contest! Check out what happens to the greatest chef on earth.

(th)ink: "Inspirational"
Bravo, Iraq!!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Diego and Frida"
Frida lets Diego have it. Find out why!

(th)ink: "Chocolate Milk"
Civil Rights organizer Bayard Rustin

the K Chronicles: "Time to Celebrate!!"
Tis the Seize 'im!!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Bienvenidos a Mexico"
Mexico is a beautiful country, I know I live here. But you've got to watch what you eat when you're visiting.

(th)ink: "Flight Cuts"
Everybody's makin' em!!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Crosswalk"
Make sure to look both ways before crossing in front of this cartoon.

(th)ink: "Black Friday"
People unclear of the concept.

the K Chronicles: "This is What They Auto Do"
Keef on bailing out the Big 3.

"Jury Notes"
It was a sordid criminal case – lots of drugs and bad behavior.

the K Chronicles: "Ill Legal Age"
Drink at 18? Keef thinks not!!

the K Chronicles: "Where I'm Goin'!!"
An alternative to the inauguration..

the K Chronicles: "Voter Vics!!"
Happy November 4th!!

(th)ink: "Nice Car"
But it's racing days are done.

the K Chronicles - "Baby Advice.."
..that Keef really doesn't need.

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…23
When she returns from the afterlife, the staff at "Evolving Doors" wants Jill to tell all. But she now feels differently about sharing her personal life with strangers so she leaves them wondering….

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Looney Debate"
I think this cartoon sums up the debate in a 'nut' shell.

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…22
Just as Jill is getting closer to Dexter, she is abruptly brought back among the living. The doctors at "Evolving Doors, Inc." Want to know what happened in the afterlife, but Jill’s not talking…

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Fry Cook in '30 Minute Meal'"
Fry Cook, the greatest chef on the planet gives a lending hand to the most annoying host on Earth!

the K Chronicles: "No More Mr. Nice Guy!!"
Keef passes the halfway point of his stay in El-Ay.

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…21
Jill accomplishes her mission in the afterlife in the nick of time. Just as she learns that Dexter is in the same hospital as Steve, she is whisked away and back toward her own body…

the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Vics: New Parent Stylie!!"
More of the little things to celebrate...

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…20
When Jill is leaving Steve to his own devices, his mother shoots herself. Admiring Jill’s courage for tracking down Steve’s spirit, she gives the two her blessing. But Jill doesn’t want it or Steve and leaves with Dexter…

(th)ink: "Regime Change"
Mebbe the troops shouldn't come home just yet.

the K Chronicles: "Service Rendered"
Keef lays it out, plain and simple.

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…19
Jill finally finds Steve’s spirit but he’s in his hospital room trying to kill his corporal self. Disgusted with his hopelessness, Jill starts to leave when something happens…

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…18
While floating through the spirit world looking for Steve, Jill and Dexter meet here parents. Their happy reunion is cut short, but Jill’s folks obviously approve of Dexter…

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…17
Jill’s and Dexter’s spirits wander through the beautiful vistas of the afterlife looking for Steve’s spirit. Jill wants to coax it back to the physical plane but she’s interrupted by a familiar voice…

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Los Beatles Eran Intimidadores"
I'll be living in Mexico for about a year. So the format of my cartoons will be both in Spanish and English. I'm excited to be representing 2 countries and hopefully it'll help you brush up on your Spanish.

the K Chronicles: "Tired?"
Keef explains tired.

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…16
Having met in the limbo room of the afterlife, Jill and Dexter become fast friends when they view each other’s past lives. Jill asks Dexter to help her find Steve’s spirit and he goes along…

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…15
In her journey through the after-life, Jill stops over in the limbo room where she meets Dexter. He site with her as she views her past life and he’s very impressed by what he sees…

(th)ink: "3 More Reasons.."
Behind the high ratings...

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…14
Jill’s spirit is on its way through the afterworld. First stop: The limbo room, where she orders a zombie and meets Dexter. The bar’s TV, however, is not plugged in to the usual fare...

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…13
Jill plans to rescue Steve’s psyche from his coma by entering the spirit plane via near-death experience.

the K Chronicles: "A New Hope"
Keef gets all Star Wars on ya.

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…12
Jill thinks she can rescue Steve from his coma by tracking down his spirit in the after-life so she pays $5,000 to "Evolving Doors" for their high-tech scientific assistance….

(th)ink: "Soul Men"
Sam Jackson better watch his back.

the K Chronicles: "Good Vibrations"
Keef 's niece and son meet.

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…11
Jill, feeling guilty, wants to rescues Steve from his coma. Dr. Otto, her shrink, takes her to "Evolving Doors" so she can try by having a near-death experience.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Uncle Ben's Revenge"
Okay Spidey, you won't be able to spin your web of deceit in this cartoon.

(th)ink: "Beijing (Jr.) Olympics"
Let the games begin!!

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…10
Jill’s feeling pressured because Steve’s in a coma and his mother is threatening suicide if he doesn’t revive soon.

the K Chronicles: "Comic-Con Highs & Lows"
Keef reports from the front of all things geeky.

the K Chronicles: "The New Veal"
Keef brings baby home!!

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…9
Steve’s in a coma and his nutty mother is threatening to kill herself if he doesn’t come out of it soon.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "A Hero is Born"
This hero knows the super hero business. Check out what I mean in my latest cartoon!

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…8
Steve breaks up with Jill because she’s not daring enough to play Russian roulette. Soon after, Steve’s mother calls to tell her that he cracked his head in the tub and he’s in a coma…

the K Chronicles: "Flashback"
Ohmigosh!! She was right!!

the K Chronicles: "I See the Light!!"
Keef sees the world anew..

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…7
Dinner with Steve’s mom takes a turn for the work when Jill finally reaches her limit. Risking her life in a sporting manner was one thing, but pointing a gun to her head, quite another…

the K Chronicles: "I'll Drink to That"
There's something funny about this water."

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far...6
When Steve invites Jill to his mom's for dinner, she has no idea that mom also like to gamble with death. But rather than pursuing thrills in exotic locales, mom seems to prefer a more domestic approach...

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…5
Jill has been living up to Steve’s ideal of the prefect woman—She will do any dangerous feat at this prompting just to be near him. Now he’s asked her to join him on the most dangerous undertaking yet.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Sanford and Rom"
Crying Macho Man geeks out and visits the 70s and 80s to pay homage to his favorite sitcom and cyborg.

the K Chronicles: "Little Vics Reloaded"
Celebrate more of the little things...

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…4
Jill, in an effort to prove herself worthy of the date-devilish Steve, takes the first step and it’s a doozy.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Mosquitoes"
Don't you just hate mosquitoes?! Check out the lengths that one woman went through to get rid of them.

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…3
When Jill describes her dream man to her shrink, she doesn’t know he’ll be dropping into her life that same day.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Shooting Star"
This strip will but an end to the debate: What are shooting stars made of?

the K Chronicles: "Checking, Goals"
Nothing to do with hockey, besides a Zamboni.

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…2
Jill is rescued from certain death by a man who fits every description of her dream man—he’s handsome, athletic, sexy, tall and daring. In short, a hunk…

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "The Big Ticket"
Be careful where you park in Los Angeles!

the K Chronicles:"R-R-R.I.P."
Dedicated to a lost colleague..

Now, Endsville Our Story Thus Far…
When her shrink describes Jill’s idea of the perfect man as "immature," she stomps out of the office and into the path of a bungee-corded dare-devil…

(th)ink: "Another Book of Fiction?"
Freyed upon again!!

the K Chronicles: "The Original Bum-Rush"
Dedicated to Jackie Robinson

(th)ink: "The 80s Are Back!!"
Get yo retro!!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Why Doves Cry"
All right Prince, out with it, Why do Doves Cry?

the K Chronicles: "The Labor Party"
Classis in session for Keef and the Wifey..

The Thing Under The Futon: Chapter V: "Its Disappearance"
Henry – The Thing is gone! Gone?! Are you certain?!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Cowboys and Indians"
This is a joke I recently heard and it instantly became a strip in head. Check it out!

Bob and Puff
Jaws ain't got nothing on this Dragon.

the K Chronicles: "Weird Jobs I've Had Part 32"
Keef coulda been the Woody Allen of comix!!

the K Chronicles: "Hi! My Name is.."
Name Keef's baby...but it'll cost ya.

Motel 666
We'll make sure to leave the light on!

(th)ink: "R.I.P..."
..that gun right outta his hands...

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Fry Cook in Fancy Dining"
Introducing Fry Cook, the greatest chef in the world. Give his food a try!

(th)ink: "King Who?"
James or Kong?

the K Chronicles: "Meat Street Breakdown"
Keef meets meat on the street.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "High Stakes Poker"
Watch as the monster squad up the ante on Dracula!

(th)ink: The Election Put in Focus
The G.O.P. prepares for assault.

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Cleveland The Quadriplegic Detective in: Slobberin’ Time"
Cleveland the Quadriplegic Detective makes his debut in the Crying Macho Man universe. Give him a chance.

(th)ink: Cents & Cent's Ability
And you thought the U.S. Dollar was doing poorly..

(th)ink: "Greener Than Most"
Smash!!

the K Chronicles: "There's Goes the Comics Page.."
Hey..this looks familiar.

the K Chronicles: "Le Veek ees Smaw"
Revenge of the Little Victories!!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "A Hamburger Today"
A hamburger today costs a lot more than you think.

"So Much For The High Road"
The physicist hated that people she’d only just met knew that she’d slept with a co-worker 30 years back.

"Brains Gone Wild"
The woman decided to improve her mind.

(th)ink: "Saving Lives"
The new body armor.

"Gone with the Wind"
The old friends started a mock war with their gassy machines.

(th)ink: "The Writer's Strike"
The benefits of the Writer's Strike.

Story Minute: "Unhappyland"
Everyone had to go there once in a while…

(th)ink: "Wishful Thinking"
Tastes like chicken!!

the K Chronicles: "Secrets of a Cheap Bastard"
Keef confesses his innermost secrets...

(th)ink: "Only the Good (musicians) Die Young"
It's clinically proven!!

"Dig It"
Dig a hole right here and you’ll never be unhappy again!

CRYiNG MACHO MAN: "Homerun 756*"
Finally, he did it! Now let's move on, please!

(th)ink: "African-American Inventions.."
..that we don't appreciate enough..

"Tossed Off"
The old thief saw a vintage story on the T.V. He just stole.

(th)ink: "Reason #5786.."
Stop the Drug War.

"An Inconvenient Fact"
At the natural history – like Creation Museum in Kentucky, Dinosaurs are depicted as living alongside humans.

"Soldier On"
In a Washington Post article (May 6, 2007) Joel Garreau wrote of a noble robot designed by mark Tilden at Los Alamos Laboratories.

(th)ink: "How-Naive!!"
Drips.

(th)ink: "The Ups and Downs of Childhood"
How the trials and tribulations of being a kid have changed over the years.

(th)ink: "R.I.P. Mr. Remote"
There's been a death in the family...

(th)ink: "World's Worst.."
..attempt at getting out of a traffic violation.

Jackson Pollock
Born January 28, 1912

"New Year 2007"
I don’t usually make resolutions…but I’ve decided to go vegan for 2007.

the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Victories: Holiday Style!!"
Take time to celebrate the little things this holiday season..

"Headless Chicken"
What took you so long…

"Butter Nut"
Everyone loved her cows sculpted from butter because of her ironic use of the medium. In fact, she was a major player at state fairs particularly in the dairy belt.

the K Chronicles: "Summer Victories"
Some more of the little vics we should be celebrating..

"Red Head Matches"
It’s just too damned hot.

(th)ink: "We're in Season!!"
Commentary on the rise of alligator attacks in Florida..

(th)ink: "Happy Mother's Day"
Dedicated to Yo Mama!!

"To Bee Or Not To Bee"
The killer bees didn’t need no stinking passports…

(th)ink: "The Hip New Disease"
Far more widespread than the Bird Flu!!

the K Chronicles: "I"ll Sleep When I'm Dead..."
..but practice makes perfect!!

(th)ink: "Bald vs. Bald"
Just say no to Bald on Bald crime.

The Five Stages of No Internet Access
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance….

the K Chronicles: "Arch-Enemies: They're Good For You"
Keef gives props to his arch-enemies...

the K Chronicles: "Swing Low Sweet Golf Cart"
Keef comes face to ass with Tiger Woods!!

the K Chronicles: "Bad for Ewe".
We're all a buncha SHEEP!!.

(th)ink: "Vatican Probe"
The Vatican's new search..

"The ID Lid"
Hiya, handsome!

"The Assistant"
Here’s our proposal: The Trump and Martha Stewart shows have proved highly successful, and we’d like to expand our Franchise with a cartoonist.

(th)ink: "'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy.."
Startling revelation from a book about Jimi Hendrix..

"Recovery"
Self-help audio book…

the K Chronicles: "Anti-White since 1992!!"
One Day at Ye Olde Comic-Con...

"Busted"
Frank, I don’t understand what’s gone wrong with our marriage.

(th)ink: "Mickey Deez Seeks Extreme Makeover"
McDonalds continues to go "Hip Hop"..

the K Chronicles: "Just Say No..."
Keef's Anti-Drug strip

(th)ink: "All Apologies"
More apologies on their way....50 years too late

"Lover’s Leap"
The Checked Libido has taken her fool home to meet mother.

"Slap-Stickler"
The Checked Libido has hooked up with an idiot whose every move leave her breathless with laughter and hot to trot!

the K Chronicles: "Crashin' the Oprah Party"
Keef infiltrates the Oprah compound, to mix and mingle with heroes...

(th)ink: "Behind the Mask"
Urban areas address homeless issue...

"Laff Riot"
It’s finals week at the Laughing Academy…

"Fairy Tale Ending"
ZZZZZZZZ…Hey! Get outta that bed!

the K Chronicles: "Turning a Corner"
More stinkin' liberal comixxx!!

"The Hair Club for Men"
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!

"Love Struck"
Why doesn't she respond to my song? Maybe these pebbles will do the trick.

"Kitty Kitty"
News Item: A Texas woman paid $50,000 for a clone of her deceased pet cat, Little Nicky, the first such clone-to-order sale in the US.

(th)ink: "Outsource? Of Course!!"
Outsource reaches new highs..and lows.

the K Chronicles: "Life's lil' victories"
More of the little things we should be celebratin'..

"Sky-Writer"
Driving home from the gym I saw a skywriter start a loop.

the K Chronicles: "Family Fun"
Keef is in Boston visiting with his lovely niece...

the K Chronicles: "Victories Accomplished!!"
Keef get some Little Victories from a G.I. in the Middle East!!

the K Chronicles: "Victory is Yours!!"
Another installment of Life's Little Victories...

the K Chronicles: "Baby? Baby? Please..."
Keef ponders ye olde Children Question...

(th)ink: "Crayola 's New Crayon Color"
Crayola turns to the music industry for ideas..

"Sound Off"
I have laryngitis! The radio's broken!

the K Chronicles: LIFE'S LITTLE VICTOREEZ!!
Say 'em loud, say 'em proud..Everybody's favorite little celebrations..

"Evolution"
Evolution timeline from Carol Lay....

"Things I'd miss if I had to leave my 'Hood"
Disney built these cottages for his animators to live in, just a block form the Hyperion Studio.

"Name that Kid!"
News item: A growing number of parents are naming their offspring after products - brand name babies.

New Year cartoon
2003 - Poont! - Bomp! - 2004

the K Chronicles: "Life's Little Vics..on Crutches!!"
Keef celebrates the little things, despite his torn achilles...

"Scent of a Baby"
She loved the smell of babies.

"Pants on Fire"
Every day she would go up to some stranger and say:

"Hitched"
Three months into their marriage...

What's in a Name?
She got her boyfriend's name tattooed on her arm.

Socket To Me
Plunge!

Bee Mine
The insectologist trained bees to locate landmines.

Zoo
She had a pretty good life in the intergalactic zoo...

Foot, Loose
The man carried a rabbit's foot with him everywhere.

Sign Language
His apartment window faced the huge billboard.

The K Chronicles: "Vegas Rain"
One of the big reasons my dad moved to Las Vegas from Boston was to get away from the cold, wet and snow winters.

Dream On
America -- Help wean us from our dependence on foreign oil! Drive fuel efficacious hybrid electrical cars!