Funny Birthday Sayings

The daily stresses of life can often leave us feeling tightly wound up and frazzled. Laughter and humor can be the best ways of coping and even overcoming the hassles we have to deal with in our everyday lives. Not only does humor make life more fun, but it can also be a way of strengthening relationships, dealing with others effectively, and also encouraging others to join in and share in the joy you create.

Birthdays, of course, are occasions full of joy, so what can be a better time to inject humor in life than on such a special day? Here are a few funny birthday sayings that you can use when a friend or someone in the family has a birthday party, or even in a birthday card you send.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Looking fifty is great - if you’re sixty.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. - George Burns

A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. -Robert Frost

Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want.

Often it is fatal to live too long. - Racine

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Ted, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

Ted says, "I feel like a newborn baby."

"Really? Like a newborn baby?"

"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."