Funny Birthday Sayings

The daily stresses of life can often leave us feeling tightly wound up and frazzled. Laughter and humor can be the best ways of coping and even overcoming the hassles we have to deal within our everyday lives. Not only does humor make life more fun, but it can also be a way of strengthening relationships, dealing with others effectively, and encouraging others to join in and share in the joy you create. There are a few occasions on which one can add some humor and bring a smile on someone's face. One such occasion includes birthdays.

Birthdays are occasions full of joy, so what can be a better time to inject humor in life than on such a special day? You can try using funny birthday wishes to make one's day. There are many funny things to tell people on their birthday. If you can't say it, then you can send over a funny message on birthday cake or write a birthday card. Here are a few funny birthday sayings that you can use when a friend or someone in the family has a birthday party, or even in a birthday card you send.

Funny Things to Say on Someone's Birthday

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm five I'll be 64.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.

Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

If you live to the age of a hundred, you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred. - George Burns

A diplomatic husband said to his wife: How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?

Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. - Robert Frost

Birthdays are like buses, never the number you want.

Often it is fatal to live too long. - Racine

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

You are not forty; you're eighteen with twenty-two years of experience.

Enjoy this brief interval between birth and death. Particularly today. Happy Birthday!

These are some funny happy birthday wishes that you can use to wish someone a 'Happy Birthday'. Birthdays are like one of the most joyous occasions for many as this is one day that is truly yours. So celebrate this momentous day when one is born, with the help of some of the funny birthday sayings covered in the preceding paragraphs.