Funny Best Friend Quotes

"Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends." A fine quote of an unknown author defines the actual process of friendship. A best friend is the one who stands out for you when you don't have courage to even look at your own self. He is your biggest critic and the strongest admirer but will always admire you behind your back! At least this is what my best friend does! But seriously, a best friend can bring out any possible solution to your most stupid question and will always make you feel secure. Wonder why am I getting so philosophical? The sole reason is the subject itself, the best friend! There are many quotes and best friend sayings, all trying to describe the actual place of a best friend in a person's life. Without getting much 'serious', let's concentrate on the lighter side of life, by reading some funny best friend quotes, shall we?

Funny Best Friend Quotes
Here are some funny best friend quotes:

"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked." - Bernard Meltzer

"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." - Unknown

"You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job." - Laurence J. Peter

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you." - Rita Mae Brown

"Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life" - Unknown

"I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!" - Archie Bunker

"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." - Charles Lamb

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C.S. Lewis

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art…it has no survival value. Rather, it is one of those things that gives value to survival." - C.S. Lewis

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting beside you say " Damn that was fun!"

"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately." - Benjamin Franklin

"A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down."

"Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good; some of it is bad." - A proverb

"A real friend will clean up the messes you make out of life for you. Even if they shouldn’t have to." - Unknown

"We’re always together, we’re one of a kind, 3 words describe us - 'partners in crime'" - Unknown

Best Friend Sayings
Here are some best friend sayings:

"Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." - Oprah Winfrey

"The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart." - Elisabeth Foley

"What sweetness is left in life, if you take away friendship? Robbing life of friendship is like robbing the world of the sun. A true friend is more to be esteemed than kinsfolk." - Marcus Tullius Cicero

"A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight." - Unknown

"Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it." - Belgicia Howell

"When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a warm and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares." - Henri Nouwen

The above lines explain the need as well as the place of a best friend in every person's life. There are many quotes about friendship and memories that are very close to our heart. Mentioned above were some of the beautiful as well as funny best friend quotes. Hope you enjoyed reading them!