Funny Azz Jokes

You mama so old, she got Jesus. George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln in her top fave. Yo momma so stupid, she put newspaper on the TV and said she watching paper view. Yo mama so fat, she takes up the hole solar system. Yo mama so bald, they mistaken her for Mr. Clean. Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't get a role in beauty and the beast. Yo mama so poor, she takes a bath in the garbage can. Yo mama so ugly, she got restricted from receiving and making comments on myspace. Yo mama so dumb, she thought hamburger helper came with a person. Yo mama so dumb, she got a dog and thought she was Vince young.Yo mama so fat, she said look at my twin sister pointing at Jupiter. Yo mama's teeth so yellow, people said why did you have to eat spongebob. You so ugly, yo mama had to feed you with a slingshot. Yo mama sooo fat, she went to burger king and the waiter said, she already look like she got everything her way.