Funny Alcohol Quotes
Here’s a funny take on alcoholism. Read these funny alcohol quotes and know how alcohol can really play with your mind!
Funny Alcohol Quotes:
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W.C. Fields
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. - William Butler Yeats
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. – Henry Lawson
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day. – Unknown
I’m not as think as you drunk I am. – Unknown
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder- Kinky Friedman
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best
Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!" - Eleanor Early
I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan
I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
I drink to make other people interesting. – Unknown
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