Funny Alcohol Quotes

Alcoholism is not a funny issue, but there are many funny alcohol quotes I have come across! These highlight the lighter side of consuming alcohol and some of them actually have a serious note as well beneath all the humor. Take a look at these funny alcohol quotes and laugh out loud with your friends and family!

Funny Alcohol Quotes:
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W.C. Fields

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright

The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. - William Butler Yeats

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. – Henry Lawson

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day. – Unknown

I’m not as think as you drunk I am. – Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder- Kinky Friedman

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered. - George Best

Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!" - Eleanor Early

I only take a drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not. - Brendan Behan

I have made an important discovery…that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman

I drink to make other people interesting. – Unknown

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