Funny Aging Quotes

'Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter' -- Mark Twain.

How true are all the famous aging quotes. Age is just a number by aging is the peak of beauty. Our entire lifetime is dedicated to reach the old age. Its a period of life which experiences the zenith of wisdom, grace and maturity. It is the body that ages, but the mind remains forever young. Growing old is everybody's chance to discover the beauty of mind. Here are a few funny aging quotes to help you see what lies beneath the wrinkles and crow's feet!

Funny Aging Sayings and Funny Aging Quotes
I hope these old age quotes will create ripples of laughter to define those laughter lines once again! Read more about funny quotes and sayings.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ~ Bob Hope

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. ~ Lionel Kauffman

Gray hair is God's graffiti. ~ Bill Cosby

One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young. ~ Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age. ~ George Burns

You know, I don't mind dying. The thing that pisses me off is that I won't get to be an old man. I was looking forward to that. ~ Robert Lansing

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. ~ Billie Burke

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. ~ Andy Ronney

Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional. ~ Bob Monkhouse

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out. ~ Anonymous

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be.
The last of life, for which the first was made. ~ Robert Browning

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My Favorite Humorous Age Quotes
These funny quotes about aging are my favorites specially picked out for you.

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. ~ George Burns

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. ~ George Burns

Old age comes at a bad time. ~ San Banducci

Few people know how to be old. ~ François de la Rochefoucauld

I want to die young at a ripe old age. ~ Ashley Montagu

A woman has the age she deserves. ~ Coco Chanel

Age puzzles me. I thought it was a quiet time. My seventies were interesting and fairly serene, but my eighties are passionate. I grow more intense as I age. ~ Florida Scott-Maxwell

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. ~

The old begin to complain of the conduct of the young when they themselves are no longer able to set a bad example. ~ François de la Rochefoucauld

My grandmother passed away at 75 of cancer. We knew it was coming, but we dint expect it to happen so suddenly. Now that she is gone all I can remember of her are the humorous quotes about aging that were similar to 'Florida Scott-Maxwell's ~ No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.'' She spent her lifetime making a home and building lives. My grandfather and she were married, have been married for more than 50 years (although she is gone, I still think they are married) and never in the slightest measurement did I see either of them complain about their lives. In retrospect, it was their sense of humor that kept them together in turbulent times. Even at her funeral, I remember my grandfather whispering, 'She's still smiling her goodbyes. Smile back, because that's the only way you bid her farewell'.

Funny aging quotes are meant to give a new perspective on getting old. Humorous quotes about aging bring forth the finer nuances of growing up and aging. They help you see the lighter side of life and make you love it even more.