Funny 50th Birthday Quotes and Sayings

50th birthdays are always celebrated with great pomp and grandeur! This is considered to be a milestone in one’s life. 50th birthdays need not mean you need to feel old; age is more of a state of mind! The 50th birthday can be planned with equal enthusiasm and joy with family and friends. Here’s a look at some witty and funny 50th birthday quotes and sayings to show you the funny side of being 50!

Funny 50th Birthday Quotes and Sayings:
Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty. - By Joan Rivers.

A cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel. - Elizabeth Arden

She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. - Anita Brookner

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.

Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age." Robert Frost

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.