Funny 50th Birthday Quotes and Sayings

50th birthdays are always celebrated with great pomp and grandeur! This is considered to be a milestone in one's life. 50th birthdays need not mean you need to feel old; age is more of a state of mind than actual numbers! If you or someone you know is celebrating their birthday, then a grand party is in order. The birthday can be planned with equal enthusiasm and joy with family and friends. And if you're going to a party this important, you can't just go empty-handed, can you? Perhaps a special gift and a birthday card is required. And don't just write 'Happy Birthday' in the card. Add a small quote or wishes for the birthday boy/girl. Here's a look at some witty and funny 50th birthday quotes and sayings to show you the funny side of being 50!

50th Birthday Quotes for the Lucky Guy/Girl

Here's a compilation of funny 50th birthday quotes and sayings you can use. Remember, these are not my words; but you can surely take advantage since the occasion calls for it.

Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty. ~ Joan Rivers

A cute fiftieth birthday wish: Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday. ~ Anonymous

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~ Bob Hope

I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel. ~ Elizabeth Arden

She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years. ~ Anita Brookner

Age is a number and mine is unlisted. ~ Anonymous

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. ~ Coco Chanel

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime. ~ John Grier

To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am. ~ Bernard M. Baruch

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. ~ Ogden Nash

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. ~ Robert Frost

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. ~ Muhammad Ali

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. ~ Anonymous

How did you guys like these 50th birthday quotes? I hope that you found the wishes you were searching for. And if you have any funny quotes for someone to use, then do leave us a comment below. We would love to hear from you. Till then, take care.