Funny 30th Birthday Quotes and Sayings

Birthdays are one of the most precious and important days in the life of an individual. On this day, along with lots of good wishes and gifts, the person is treated as the most special person on the earth. Birthdays are incomplete without the birthday cake, cards and flower bouquets.
Stepping in to the 30's can be exciting as well as a bit daunting. If you know someone entering their 30's, and you want to make their birthday truly memorable, here are some funny birthday quotes and sayings that will surely give them the best gift of all - the gift of laughter.

Funny 30th Birthday Quotes

"Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty." - Robert Frost

"I'm turning thirty this year. And you know the saying, a woman over thirty is more likely to get hit by an A bomb than find a man." - Fanny Fink

"After 30, a body has a mind of its own."- Bette Midler

"When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents." - Blair Sabol

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucile Ball

"At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment." - Benjamin Franklin

"Thirty - the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm, thinning hair." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

"The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life." - Muhammad Ali

"At the age of twenty, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at forty, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all." - Anonymous

"Everything I know I learned after I was thirty". - Georges Clemenceau

Funny 30th Birthday Sayings

"30 is the new 20, unless your 20, then it's the new 40." - Dane Peddigrew

"The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits." - Hervey Allen

"I may be thirty, but I'll always be flirty." - Dane Peddigrew

"Age is a number and mine is unlisted." - Anonymous

"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age." - Anonymous

"Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart." - Caryn Leschen

These are just a few of many sweet and funny 30th birthday sayings and quotes which can be used to wish your loved ones in a unique and special way.