Funniest Jokes On Earth!!!!!!!

Very funny jokes I invented…
Yo momma so ugly you have to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo momma so hairy when she gave birth to you you almost got a rugburn
Your mommas house so dirty she went in the house and got raped by rats.
Your mommas house so dirty the rats have to pay the rent.
Your house so dirty the cockroaches were riding the rats.
Your momma so poor she has a discount at goodwill.
Yo mamma so fat her stretch marks says McDonalds

By marcus lopes
Published: 12/21/2007
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