Friendly Eye
Bank Manager with a glass eye.
A man applied for a bank loan. The banker had a glass eye, of which he was inordinately proud. It looked quite natural, but apparently he had some need for reassurance. He said to the applicant, "I'll tell you what I'll do. I have one glass eye. If you can tell me which one it is, I'll lend you the money". Without hesitation the man said, "It's your left one".
"Right ! How can you tell?"
"Easy", he said. "It's the friendlier-looking one."
"Right ! How can you tell?"
"Easy", he said. "It's the friendlier-looking one."
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