Flu is Flu

I got a flu shot and then I got the flu!! Go figure.............
That flu vaccine looked frightfully green
And it was MADE out of the FLU bug!
It came in a needle very long and mean
I feel sick now--hey hon, want a kiss and a hug?

So what should you do
Before the flu bug gets to you?
Run to get the green vaccine?
Or just read your magazine?

I now will come very clean
Here's what I really mean
Stay home with your magazine
And lose that green flu vaccine!

Listen when I tell you
Or you may annoy your wife
Or worse, you too could get the flu
And then, you could lose your life!

Lose that green vaccine!
Does the flu shot give people the flu?
Well, duh, of course it does
Yes, and it made me very sick
Don't know, never had a flu shot
No, I get them every flu season and never had a problem
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Published: 12/23/2010
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