Flirty Text Messages to Send

After my exhaustive and extensive research on flirting lines, several readers have requested me to help them out in the SMS arena as well. Flirty text messages are similar, but not the same as flirting lines. This is because your body language and tone of voice are not in consideration here. In fact, in the SMS language we barely even use correct grammar and spellings. Nonetheless, effective flirting can be done via "flirty text messages to send".

Flirty Text Messages to Send - Funny
If you think that flirt SMS/text messages to send have to be filled with innuendo and love, then you are wrong. One thing that one should remember while flirting, is that if you make a person laugh, you have their attention. Here are a few flirty text messages which you can use for such flirting.

• "No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... but I'm happier each time i send you a message 'coz I know I'll be DISTURBING YOU!": This message will open the doors of friendship for you.
• "Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 17 inch was a TV.": This one has comedy with a dash of innuendo. Works well!
• "What two things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET": This one is a great SMS conversation starter.
• "Can I have a picture of yours so I can show Santa what I gotta have for xmas?": Cute and nice. This one will let the person know that you like him/her.
• "If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich!": this one is great when you have not been in touch for a while.

You can even go a little slow by simply sending courtesy "hey, how you doing" text messages. You can also send forwarded jokes. However, do not overdo the forwards, not everyone likes them.

Flirty Text Messages to Send - Naughty
Getting to the naughtier side of life. Flirt SMS text messages are a great way to be naughty without really offending the person. The best part is, you can add a "lol" (laugh out loud) at the end of the message, to let the person know that you are kidding. Let's see a few examples of flirty text messages which are naughty.

• "Do you know what's the difference between you getting laid, and the pope getting laid? I am not getting it on with the pope!": Clear cut indication of your attraction.
• "When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.": Just an innocent fact? I don't think so!
• "Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!": Just a funny naughty forward...right?
• "Never make love in the garden or in the fields...For love might be blind but your neighbors not!" Just something for you to remember when the sender comes over!
• ":-*(": It stands for "I want more than a kiss on the cheek". It is a good response to a "muah"!

These messages are naughty, but hold deeper meaning. However, if you really like the person, I suggest to use these seldom. Go more for the conversations that help you get to know each other. These text messages, are great and sweet good night text messages in a flirty manner.

All these flirty text messages to send are great. You can use flirting lines for girls and flirting lines for men, as well. However, make sure the person does not mind you sending them such text messages. If you don't receive a response to such messages 3 times in a row, stop sending them. Stick to the courtesy of text messages. Dis is ver I sign off! Al d best!