Famous Funny Movie Quotes

Before we begin with some famous funny movie quotes, let's ponder about how these movies have made us laugh till our stomachs hurt, or got us teary-eyed from the hilarious one liners. It is a proven fact that laughter can encourage our systems to experience good health, because of the release of 'happy hormones', as I call it. Let's now take a look at some of Hollywood's best funny liners.

Jerry (Jack Lemmon): "Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all."
Osgood (Joe E. Brown): "Why not?"
Jerry: "Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde."
Osgood: "Doesn't matter."
Jerry: "I smoke! I smoke all the time!"
Osgood: "I don't care."
Jerry: "Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player."
Osgood: "I forgive you."
Jerry: [tragically] "I can never have children!"
Osgood: "We can adopt some."
Jerry: "But you don't understand, Osgood!"
[Finally gives up and pulls off his wig]
Jerry: "Ohh... I'm a man!"
Osgood: "Nobody's perfect!" - 'Some Like It Hot'

"I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After you get there you're on your own." - 'Duck Soup'

"You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." [Pulls out a grenade launcher] - 'Inception'

"This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!" - 'Groundhog Day'

Susan (Jill Eikenberry): "A real woman could stop you from drinking."
Arthur (Dudley Moore): "It'd have to be a real BIG woman." - 'Arthur'

"He punched the highlights out of her hair!" -'Scott Pilgrim vs. the World'

Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen): "Can you fly this plane, and land it?"
Ted Striker (Robert Hays): "Surely you can't be serious."
Dr. Rumack: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." - 'Airplane!'

"There are two things in life: visceral, sexy sex and death. Horrible, boring death. Now please excuse me while I have sex with these girls before I die." - 'Dinner For Schmucks'

Carrie Bradshaw: "I gotta do something to pull me out of my "Mexi-coma."
Samantha Jones: "Oh, honey, you made a little joke. Good for you." - 'Sex and the City - The Movie'

Sid Garner: Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. - 'The Hangover pt. 1'

Daniel: "May I see the ad? Miranda, I just want to look at the ad, I have a right as their father."
Miranda: "Fine. Here. Anything else you wanna see?"
Daniel: "Are you offering?"
Miranda: "Not any more."
Daniel: "What's the change?" - 'Mrs. Doubtfire'

King Marchand: [Looking to start a bar fight; to the bartender:] "Milk."
Bartender: [Sarcastically] "Would that be cow's milk, monsieur, or mother's milk?"
King Marchand: "How about your sister's?" [Fight starts] - 'Victor Victoria'

Jack Byrnes: "Oh, geez. I just thought of something."
Dina Byrnes: "What?"
Jack Byrnes: "Pam's middle name."
Dina Byrnes: "Martha... Oh, no."
Jack Byrnes, Dina Byrnes: "Pamela Martha Focker." - 'Meet the Parents'

Dan Marino: "Hey Ace?"
Ace Ventura: "Yeah, Dan?"
Dan Marino: "You got anymore of that gum?"
Ace Ventura: "That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs."
Dan Marino: "You're a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy." - 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective'

"That's just the way it crumbles... cookie wise." - 'The Apartment'

"I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding." - 'Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery'