Famous Funny Movie Quotes

Before I begin with the quotes, I would like to tell you about the benefits of humor and laughter. Strange that a simple action like laughter can set off a number of positive physical effects. The will to live and capacity to fight diseases is increased by laughter. Problems like high blood pressure, strokes, ulcers and arthritis are reduced because of this amazing natural cure. Laughter and humor also help with emotional and mental problems. Now that you know some of the benefits of laughter and humor, I will leave you with a few funny movie quotes, so that you can laugh your way to health….

• 'I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.'
  Who Framed Roger Rabbit

• Reporter: ‘Tell me, how did you find America? John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.’
  A Hard Day's Night

• Mrs. White: 'Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.'
  Clue

• Harry: 'Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.'
  Dumb and Dumber

• 'There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?'
  Airplane

• 'Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.'
  Spaceballs

• Adam/Felicia: ‘Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!'
  The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert

• 'The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.'
  Love and Death

• ‘Do you prefer fashion victim or ensemblelly challenged?’
  Clueless

• Col. Mustard: ‘You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!’
  Miss White: ‘Flies are where men are most vulnerable.’
  Clue

• ‘You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.'
  Duck Soup

• George: 'It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.'
  My Best Friend's Wedding

• Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) 'He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.'
  Forrest Gump

• Edgar Friendly: 'I'm no leader. I do what I have to do…sometimes people come with me.'
  Demolition Man

• ‘I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.’
  Duck Soup

• ‘If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!’
  Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

• ‘Was she in there before you baked it?’ (Gomez refers to the girl popping out of the cake at a bachelor party)
  Addams Family Values

• Scarecrow (Ray Bolger): ‘I haven't got a brain... only straw.’
  Dorothy (Judy Garland): ‘How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?’
  Scarecrow: ‘I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?’
  Dorothy: ‘Yes, I guess you're right.’
  Wizard of Oz

• ‘It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.’
  The Blues Brothers