Family's Crappy Weekend

A short walk in the crappy weekend of grandma Jo Jo and her two granddaughters Gabrielle and Hannah
One weekend Grandma Jo Jo was complaining about people taking a crap in her stool due to the fact that it was not working right. Hannah and Gabrielle were spending the weekend with Grandma Jo Jo and Hannah went into the bathroom and took a crap. A little while later Gabrielle went into the bathroom to go pee. Gabrielle was in the bathroom for a long time, and Grandma Jo Jo asked her "Gabrielle what are you doing?" Gabrielle stated "I am going pee." Grandma Jo Jo says "you have been in there longer than necessary to pee."

Gabrielle comes out of the bathroom and says, "problem solved grandma, I took the turd out of the stool." very proud of herself. Grandma Jo Jo stated "Yuck, I would have used my rubber gloves."

Gabrielle says "I didn't know where they were" Grandma Jo Jo says, "sweetie, your heart was in the right place, but your hand was in the wrong place." They all had a laugh at this for several hours afterward.

By Bonnie Russell
Published: 3/5/2008
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