Exploding Farts

Fuuuuny...
There was a blonde a brunette & a red head. They got on to a plane and the red head said, ‘‘I don't want this apple anymore.'' The brunette says, '' I don't want this rock anymore.'' And the blonde says ''I don’t want this bomb either.'' So they all throw them out the window of the plane. When they got off the plane they got into a taxi and drove down the street and see a little girl crying. They say what’s wrong? The little girl says, ''An apple flew out of the sky and killed my grandmother'' and they say "oh well". They drove on and see a teenage girl crying and they say, "What’s wrong?" And she says, "A rock flew out of the sky and killed my dog.'' They say, "Oh well" and drive on. They see a little boy laughing his a$$ off and they say, "What are you laughing about?" He says, ''I farted and the building behind me blew up!!!!!''

By alecz alifirenko
Published: 4/5/2009
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