Exotic Lingerie, Sexy, Attractive, Thin, Hot Women Apply Here: Personal Ads

Exotic Lingerie, Sexy, Attractive, Thin, Hot Women Apply Here: Personal Ads
I am married, no need to think about personal adds and dating services, and yet.. don't you just wonder at times who your personal profile might attract?

Would I only attract a fat old man who drinks beer in front of the TV watching football 7 days a week? Or am I still hot? Oh is this a beautiful agony? Fat people, ugly people, mature women... forget it!

If I put on some sexy, exotic lingerie will I be sexy? What about if I take up women wresting? I wonder what type that would attract? Eeek!

Should I start to serve dinner with a flare, like topless women at hooters? What an image or maybe an idea?

Dove commercials are trying to set a new standard for women. Their adds say that ALL women are beautiful. Dove says that you can be mature women and still be considered beautiful. Is that true? Can fat people still wear exotic lingerie and be attractive?

Just how would all of married people do out there on the hot scene of men seeking women and women seeking men of personal adds and dating services?

Here is one consensus about it all, mine, indeed just mine. I believe that women should not forget what first attracted their lover to them in the first place and vice versa. Stay fit, stay sexy, dress up sometimes in exotic lingerie and maybe play out some hidden fantasies. YES! even that!

Am I hot? Do I serve Sunday breakfast to my husband topless?

Maybe.

Whatever I do is not really something I will share. My point is to be who you are and who you were when he/she first met you. If you lost track of that take time and reconnect with yourself.

This is LIFE TAKE ONE. Have fun with it!

There might be a beautiful agony and that is what sexy, exotic lingerie will you wear tonight if you are a woman. If you are a man.. humm.. lets not go there with the lingerie. Unless... that is what attracted your lover to you. Now that is a picture you might not want posted in the personals.

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   By Kathy Ostman-Magnusen
Published: 3/1/2007
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