Ex Boyfriend Quotes

Memories of ex boyfriends are something that haunts most gals and the problem with ex boyfriends is that you really can't live with them and at the same time, you really can't live without them. That's the problem with ex boyfriends. The more you want to hide all his gifts and photographs in the attic, the more the image will splash across on your mind. If you have moved on with your life, leaving the excess luggage such as ex boyfriends behind, then I am really happy for you. And if you cannot really forget him, then I would suggest it's time for you to move on. It's not like he was your last option and he only seems the best to you because you haven't really met someone better! Read on to know about some funny and interesting ex boyfriend quotes.

Ex Boyfriend Quotes:
But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name. - Christopher Curtis

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest. - Erma Bombeck

My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. - Rodney Dangerfield

In cases of this nature, husbands and boyfriends and ex-husbands and ex-boyfriends are always people of interest, and he understands that. But there's nothing in their background. ... No one had a bad word to say about them. - Adam A. Kretowicz

We have evidence that shows she had every intention of hiring the officer, although she didn't know it was the officer, to kill her ex-boyfriend. - Mary Mulrenan

Boyfriends weren't friends at all; they were prizes, escorts, symbols of achievement, fascinating strangers - Susan Allen Toth

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. - Cindy Gardner

I don't mind geeks. My ex-boyfriend was a geek... he looked like Beetle juice.- Teri Marquez

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