Emergency Brake
Something with the e brake…
One day this Amish was driving home from the store. She got pulled over, the cop walked up and said, "ma'ma, are you aware that your left tail lantern is out" and she, "said no, I’ll have Jakobe fix that when I get home".
"Anything else officer?" She asked
"And I don’t like how that one rain is wrapped around that horses testicals".
She said, "ok I will tell Jakobe as soon as I get home".
She finally gets home and she tells Jakobe that she got pulled over today, he asks, "what for" and she replies:
"He said my back lantern is out and something about the emergency break".
"Anything else officer?" She asked
"And I don’t like how that one rain is wrapped around that horses testicals".
She said, "ok I will tell Jakobe as soon as I get home".
She finally gets home and she tells Jakobe that she got pulled over today, he asks, "what for" and she replies:
"He said my back lantern is out and something about the emergency break".
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