Disaster Averted

Wife to Husband: " A great disaster was averted today. When my mother was passing from below the clock, it fell. Had she been late by a few seconds, the bloody thing would have fallen on her.

Him: "I know this useless clock is always slow!!"

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By Martha Winslet
Published: 1/13/2008		 Your Contributions: Tell us a Joke! You don't have to be a Buzzle.com author to contribute to Jokes and Funnies. Submit a piece of your own right now!
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