Diary (Journal) of a Blob

This is a story about a Blob General in fighting of a Human invasion, I am thinking of creating an extended version of it. Please Read and Comment.
May 22, 3452

Hello, this is my first entry to my Military Journal. First of all, I would like to point out that I am a general in the blob military. Our goal is to rid the planet, "Blubiter", from the invading humans. They "claim" that they need the resources of our planet. But we know that they are just occupying our planet to enslave us blobs. It's just that they are waiting for the right moment to make a move. I, blarum, with my army, will defeat the humans and free our planet.

May 24, 3452

Today, we had a military meeting, it was decided that we will strike the human base camp at 3:00 BT (blob time) in June 10, 3452. Firstly, we are going to attack the patrol camp at May 30, 3452 in order to move freely across the towns in order to reach the main base.

Our military is made up from 3 sections: Chargers (soldiers that move across land), Bellowers (Soldiers that have the ability to fly and drop sludge on the enemies), and Blubbers (soldiers that infiltrate and create tunnels underground).

May 29, 3452

The final preparations for the first attack were done. News has arrived that the "Humans" have brought it a fresh supply of wood (our only weakness). We have to be careful not to touch any of those woods, for one touch could burn us till death.

It was decided that the Bellowers would attack a small camp on the opposite side of the patrol camp to create a distraction. With the distraction created. The Blubbers would create a tunnel from a deserted camp, to the Engine Room of the Human's patrol camp. That way, Chargers could go through the tunnel and attack the camp from the inside.

May 30, 3452

Today, we had achieved a hard won victory. At first, we had successfully infiltrated the patrol camp. The distraction also was a success. Unfortunately, soldiers from the main Base were stationed at the patrol camp, equipped with wood. Luckily, they were at a small number, but did heavy damage to our troops. 3/4 of our squad has been defeated. Now, only 10,000 soldiers remain against the approximately 50,000 equipped with wood in the main camp.

We have discussed this in the meeting; the attack to the main base would be delayed. First, we will attack and take over the base in which the humans enslaved us Blobs. That way, we could achieve a great number of soldiers to aid us in battle. The attack on the slave holder's base was set on the date of the intended attack on the main base June 10, 3452 at 3:00 BT. The delayed attack on the Main Base would be on June 26, 3452.

June 2, 3452

Our experiments lab has made a revolutionary discovery. They have created a strange chemical called "Stelus". This chemical, grants us the ability to become immune to wood, however; it only lasts for 2 hours. There has to be a 12 hour time spawn before one could use it again. If someone were to use it before the 12 hour spawn, he would die the moment those 2 hours were up. With our plan, 2 hours are more than enough time to take over the lowly guarded slave camp.

The plan to conquer the base is the following; we would disguise ourselves as normal Blob citizens, with nothing but our dose of "Stelus" hidden in a bottle of "Blushes" (a blob refreshment). We then move on to the slave camp, where they will take us captive and lock us in the wooden cell. We would have drunk the immunity vial as soon as we arrived at the camp. After we are locked in the cell, we would liquidize ourselves and go through the wooden bars. Then we would trap the humans inside our body, in which they would be slowly digested inside of us.

June 10, 3452

Today we had yet another successful victory. Thanks to our newly designed chemical "Stelus", we were able to gain immunity to our only weakness, wood. Our troop number has greatly increased to almost reach the amount of soldiers the humans have. All that is left now is to attack the Main Base camp of the humans.

With our "Stelus" we would easily obtain the victory in the main camp, but the time of 2 hours might not be enough, we have to work fast, or everything that we have done would have been useless.

June 20, 3452

All our troops have been well-fed and rested for the past 10 days. The former-slaves were taught the basics of blobbing the enemy and dissolving them inside their body. To blob the enemy, the blob himself should cut out a piece of his body and throw it at the enemy. That way, the thrown piece of blob, would dissolve the enemy and grow to become a stronger limb for the person who owns it. There is also a technique that only the masters can use. It is to manipulate your cut off blob, and let it attack the humans while you are at a safe distance.

Only 6 days to determine the fate of our planet. We need to finish it swiftly, before the 2 hours are up. After that, we could lose our immunity to wood, and everything would be lost.

June 26, 3452

This is surely a day to remember. The humans were finally defeated and extinct from our world. We have had one death in the entire war, however; it is that death that gave us victory.

We were at an advantage at first. We were surprised that some of the slaves killed more humans than our Chargers. Then the humans retreated back to their camp. Me, the Lieutenant General (Bojit), and my squad of Chargers, went through a hole that was created by the Blubbers. We sneaked into the Main Base and defeated all the remaining guards in the building. We went to look for their leader, but couldn't find him. He was in the battlefield. When the humans retreated, our 2 hours were up. We looked triumphant in order to create the illusion that we can still defeat them, but no one made a move. When the humans arrived, they saw us in the building, their leader was with them. They rushed towards us with wooden weapons, and instinctively, the Chargers ran back in the hole and retreated.

The humans had a confused expression on their face, but their leader, on the other hand, was smiling. He rushed into the control room, followed by his few soldiers. He inserted some sort of key into a machine. "Wooden Cannon Initiated, Time of Firing, 60 seconds". The Lieutenant General and I stared at each other in disbelief. It was all over. Our battles, the casualties we have received, everything we have done, was all for nothing. Bojit and I just stood there watching the timer as it decreases. With hesitation, Bojit took out his extra vial of "Stelus". I was shocked and confused in how did he manage to obtain two vials. Each member was only supposed to receive one vial. Even though we did not reach the 12 hour time spawn, he drank the potion with one gulp, and charged at the soldiers. "Time of Firing, 30 Seconds". He killed every last one of them with amazing speed. He then turned towards the Leader. He was going to blob the leader if I had not halted him. I told Bojit that if the leader is killed, there would be no one to shut the machine off. I told the leader if he turned off his machine, we would allow him to escape safely from this planet. In a matter of five seconds, the leader turned off the machine and escaped our planet.

The war is over, and we are victorious. Bojit died after the 2 hours. To Honor his brave actions, we decided to name this day, June 26, 3452, Bojit Day.
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Published: 9/27/2010
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