Detroit Lions
Detroit Lions’ Assistant Coach Joe Cullen Rides Nude
Defensive Line Coach Joe Cullen shocked a fast-food service worker Aug. 24 as he drove through the drive-thru sans clothes.
Lions season preview
Barry Sanders is long retired and they're talking playoffs now in Detroit. Is it their destiny? Are they the come-from-nowhere team in the NFL this year? The answer is no and I will tell you why in this Lions season preview.
Don't stop yet!
The Detroit Lions have made some good free agent pick ups so far, but there is still much more work to be done. Keep looking, Matt Millen, and make some more acquisitions.
Mariucci picked his coaches, now it's time to pick the players
Steve Mariucci has fired incompetent coaches and hired a many new coaches to get the Detroit Lions to the playoffs. Now, he has to decide about which players to draft and pick up in free agency.
Dre' Bly doesn't disappoint Lion fans
Dre' Bly deserved to go to the Pro Bowl. He was one of the few bright spots for the Detroit Lions this year and he made Lions' fans proud with his play on Sunday.
Lions change much of their coaching staff
Steve Mariucci is betting that his buddies can help him turn the Detroit Lions around. Hopefully, for the Lions' fans, these coaches, along with some new players, can get it done.
Lions' grades for 2003
The Detroit Lions did not have a good 2003 season. They didn't win a road game, nor did they even come close to making the playoffs. But, they did get a high draft choice -- again.
Whether Detroit likes it or not, Millen will be back
A bittersweet victory over the St. Louis Rams has given Lions President Matt Millen and many of the sub-par Detroit players a chance to stick around. Lions fans don't like it and here is why.
Lions shock the Rams
Where have these Detroit Lions been all year? They came out motivated on Sunday and made the St. Louis Rams look very bad. It's a shame they didn't play like this all year long.
Chiefs clinch AFC West with win over Lions
Detroit Lions this past Sunday, and are still keeping pace with the New England Patriots for home field advantage in the playoffs.
Lions cure Chiefs Ills
The Kansas City Chiefs were coming off a terrible loss to the Denver Broncos last week. The Detroit Lions came to Kansas City and helped the Chiefs get ready for the playoffs by not showing up -- again.
Chiefs defeat Broncos, get set for Lions
The Denver Broncos took it to the Kansas City Chiefs last Sunday in a big way. This Sunday, the Chiefs look to clinch the AFC West with a win against the struggling Detroit Lions.
Detroit Lions lose 22nd straight on the road
The Detroit Lions waited until the final three minutes to get a loss on Sunday. The defense was ready to play, but Joey Harrington wasn't. Another road game, another loss for the Lions.
Bears vs. Lions -- The battle of the kickers
The Detroit Lions and Chicago Bears play another epic battle, which was decided by the kickers. I'm sure no one watched this game, so here's the report.
Time for a change
The lowly Detroit Lions got beat by a slightly less lowly Chicago Bears team. Lions fans deserve better. Something has to be done to shake up this team.
Lions' problems deeper than QB position
It's not just the quarterbacks on the Detroit Lions that are bad, they are just the most obvious problem.
Lions' McMahon might want to switch positions
The Detroit Lions' Mike McMahon is one of the most athletic quarterbacks in the NFL. However, his passing inaccuracy might be his downfall, which is why he might want to consider trying another position. Which one? Read on to find out.
Can both teams lose?
The Detroit Lions and the Chicago Bears are so bad, it is hard to believe one team will actually win this weekend, or even that either has a chance to tie. But, at least the game should be competitive.
Lions turning the corner? Is this humor?
Thank you Kevin Antcliff for writing this article. It made me laugh and feel better about my losing Detroit Lions. Then I read it again, and I think you are serious, are you?
Detroit Lions -- Turning the corner?
Ok, I know the Lions are 1-4, but are we about to see the Lions emerge as the improved group we've been looking for?
Lions almost win
The Detroit Lions lost their second straight game of the year to the Minnesota Vikings. However, I am going to look at the positives instead of the negatives of this team.
True fans are suckers
A humorous take on why it is so hard to be a fan of professional sports, specifically if your team is consistently the laughing stock of the NFL. My team -- the Detroit Lions.
General: Sterno's Talkin' Smack -- Episode #27
Sterno's Talkin' Smack... All trash, all the time... Today's topics include the absolutely ridiculous fine the NFL handed the Detroit Lions, the awful Yankee bullpen and the latest sabbatical for Jason Sehorn.
Quite a quandary
An analysis of the NFL minority hiring mandate and the Detroit Lions' Matt Millen-Steve Mariucci situation.
Lions get their man
The Detroit Lions' CEO Matt Millen got the man he wanted for the coaching job, the man they call "Mooch," the man they believe will bring them a championship -- Steve Mariucci.
Mornhinweg still in despite dismal two years
On Monday, the Detroit Lions press conference was packed more than usual with media members, as there was a lot of speculation that Marty Mornhinweg would be fired. But it was business as usual as he wasn't.
Lions end season full of questions with no answers for fans
It's the end of another season, and the Detroit Lions' organization has once again left their fans full of questions. The coaches and general manager should be fired, but will they? So where do the Lions go from here?
Mornhinweg full of strange optimism and lame excuses on Lion's losing
The Detroit Lions are described as fighters by head coach Marty Mornhinweg. While they may be fighters, they more resemble Evander Holyfield in his late career losing to David Ruiz and Chris Byrd, than when he was champion early in his career.
Lions quarterback Harrington misses the field already
Joey Harrington was apologetic now that his rookie season as the Detroit Lions' starting quarterback is over because of his irregular heartbeat that was discovered during last Sunday's game against Tampa Bay.
General: A sports Christmas wish list
I was asking what the members of the Detroit Lions wanted for Christmas Wednesday for the magazine that I write for, "Real Detroit Weekly," and in asking this question numerous times, and getting responses such as rims for my car, warm weather in Detroit, etc., I came up with what I want for a sports' Christmas of my own.
Falcons must beat Lions to stay in playoff race
With two games remaining, the Atlanta Falcons control their own playoff destiny in the NFC. Their first roadblock is this weekend against the 3-11 Detroit Lions.
Harrington saves the year for the Lions and its fans
By picking Joey Harrington with the third pick of the draft, Lions' management probably didn't realize that he would save the whole franchise. With his enthusiasm and skills, Harrington has given Detroit fans something to be optimistic about for the first time in years.
Please Mr. Ford, sell the Detroit Lions
The Lions are the joke of the NFL. The Ford family does not know who to hire to run a winning team. So, sell the team to an owner who has some clue on recruiting winners for an organization.
Lions tell fans to stay away
After a terrible 2-14 record last year, management for the Detroit Lions decided to close practices to the public. What a way to thank fans for sticking with a team that has been going backwards for the last few years.
No light at the end of this tunnel
The Detroit Lions finished the 2001-02 season with a record of 2-14. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like next season is full of promise either.
New Year's resolution for the Detroit Lions -- Lose Weight
The Lions need to do something to the team before they move into the new staduim next year. Getting rid of Matt Millen and Marty Mornhinweg would be a good start.
Detroit Lions win, but it is only one game
After watching the Lions players throwing helmets and upper management hugging, one would think Detroit just won a playoff spot. Celebrating at 1-12 is just ridiculous.
Detroit Lions are still perfect at 0 and 6
The Lions have not started this bad since 1955. They continue to struggle and find new ways to lose week after week. New coaches and management have only made it worse.
Winless Lions dealt yet another blow, top WR goes down.
The Detroit Lions continue to struggle, as they take hit upon hit and remain winless after five games.
NFL: Me-ouch!
The Detroit Lions limp into a battle against the Tennessee Titans winless after a Germane Crowell mental lapse as time runs out in a near comeback against the Minnesota Vikings.
Lions need to apologize for Monday Night performance
The whole Lions organization needs to express their regret for the terrible game they gave the St. Louis Rams on Monday. The NFL, NFL fans, ABC network, and most of all, the Detroit Lion fans deserve to be apologized to.
New coach plus a new general manager still equals the same Detroit Lions
Marty Mornhinweg was supposed to install a new and exciting offense in Detroit. Matt Millen was supposed to bring a new attitude to the Lions. But the Lions look the same as they did, maybe even worse, when Bobby Ross was coach.
Green Bay off to fast start
The Detroit Lions came into Sunday's game against the Green Bay Packers with a new owner (Matt Millen), new head coach (Marty Mornhinweg), new offense (West Coast) and a new attitude. Unfortunately for them, the Packers brought their "A" game to Lambeau.
NFL: Rice a good side dish for Lions
The Detroit Lions could use a winner like Jerry Rice. Hopefully, he will not be discouraged by the quarterback situation in Detroit.
NFL: Wake Up Detroit Lion's Fans, It's Mornhinweg Time
Matt Millen hired Marty Mornhinweg as head coach of the Detroit Lions. How will the move affect the team's ability to press forward on its road to success?
NFL: Detroit Lions Finally Make A Move In The Front Office
General analysis of the Matt Millen hiring by the Detroit Lions for GM of the team.
NFL: Lions Play Santa Claus To The NFL And Their Fans
It is a blessing for the fans to watch St. Louis play instead of the Lions. After Detroit's fiasco game against the Bears, they don't deserve a shot in the playoffs.
NFL: It's Make or Break Time for the Detroit Lions
The Lions are different than last year even though they have the same record. I explain why, and why they will do better this year.
It's Make or Break Time for the Detroit Lions
The Lions are different than last year even though they have the same record. I explain why, and why they will do better this year.
NFL: NFC Central Report
What am I going to do with those pesky Detroit Lions? An 80-yard punt return by Desmond Howard down to the 2-yard line was wasted as the Lions had to settle for three. This is the NFC Central Report…
The Detroit Lions have made some good free agent pick ups so far, but there is still much more work to be done. Keep looking, Matt Millen, and make some more acquisitions.
Mariucci picked his coaches, now it's time to pick the players
Steve Mariucci has fired incompetent coaches and hired a many new coaches to get the Detroit Lions to the playoffs. Now, he has to decide about which players to draft and pick up in free agency.
Dre' Bly doesn't disappoint Lion fans
Dre' Bly deserved to go to the Pro Bowl. He was one of the few bright spots for the Detroit Lions this year and he made Lions' fans proud with his play on Sunday.
Lions change much of their coaching staff
Steve Mariucci is betting that his buddies can help him turn the Detroit Lions around. Hopefully, for the Lions' fans, these coaches, along with some new players, can get it done.
Lions' grades for 2003
The Detroit Lions did not have a good 2003 season. They didn't win a road game, nor did they even come close to making the playoffs. But, they did get a high draft choice -- again.
Whether Detroit likes it or not, Millen will be back
A bittersweet victory over the St. Louis Rams has given Lions President Matt Millen and many of the sub-par Detroit players a chance to stick around. Lions fans don't like it and here is why.
Lions shock the Rams
Where have these Detroit Lions been all year? They came out motivated on Sunday and made the St. Louis Rams look very bad. It's a shame they didn't play like this all year long.
Chiefs clinch AFC West with win over Lions
Detroit Lions this past Sunday, and are still keeping pace with the New England Patriots for home field advantage in the playoffs.
Lions cure Chiefs Ills
The Kansas City Chiefs were coming off a terrible loss to the Denver Broncos last week. The Detroit Lions came to Kansas City and helped the Chiefs get ready for the playoffs by not showing up -- again.
Chiefs defeat Broncos, get set for Lions
The Denver Broncos took it to the Kansas City Chiefs last Sunday in a big way. This Sunday, the Chiefs look to clinch the AFC West with a win against the struggling Detroit Lions.
Detroit Lions lose 22nd straight on the road
The Detroit Lions waited until the final three minutes to get a loss on Sunday. The defense was ready to play, but Joey Harrington wasn't. Another road game, another loss for the Lions.
Bears vs. Lions -- The battle of the kickers
The Detroit Lions and Chicago Bears play another epic battle, which was decided by the kickers. I'm sure no one watched this game, so here's the report.
Time for a change
The lowly Detroit Lions got beat by a slightly less lowly Chicago Bears team. Lions fans deserve better. Something has to be done to shake up this team.
Lions' problems deeper than QB position
It's not just the quarterbacks on the Detroit Lions that are bad, they are just the most obvious problem.
Lions' McMahon might want to switch positions
The Detroit Lions' Mike McMahon is one of the most athletic quarterbacks in the NFL. However, his passing inaccuracy might be his downfall, which is why he might want to consider trying another position. Which one? Read on to find out.
Can both teams lose?
The Detroit Lions and the Chicago Bears are so bad, it is hard to believe one team will actually win this weekend, or even that either has a chance to tie. But, at least the game should be competitive.
Lions turning the corner? Is this humor?
Thank you Kevin Antcliff for writing this article. It made me laugh and feel better about my losing Detroit Lions. Then I read it again, and I think you are serious, are you?
Detroit Lions -- Turning the corner?
Ok, I know the Lions are 1-4, but are we about to see the Lions emerge as the improved group we've been looking for?
Lions almost win
The Detroit Lions lost their second straight game of the year to the Minnesota Vikings. However, I am going to look at the positives instead of the negatives of this team.
True fans are suckers
A humorous take on why it is so hard to be a fan of professional sports, specifically if your team is consistently the laughing stock of the NFL. My team -- the Detroit Lions.
General: Sterno's Talkin' Smack -- Episode #27
Sterno's Talkin' Smack... All trash, all the time... Today's topics include the absolutely ridiculous fine the NFL handed the Detroit Lions, the awful Yankee bullpen and the latest sabbatical for Jason Sehorn.
Quite a quandary
An analysis of the NFL minority hiring mandate and the Detroit Lions' Matt Millen-Steve Mariucci situation.
Lions get their man
The Detroit Lions' CEO Matt Millen got the man he wanted for the coaching job, the man they call "Mooch," the man they believe will bring them a championship -- Steve Mariucci.
Mornhinweg still in despite dismal two years
On Monday, the Detroit Lions press conference was packed more than usual with media members, as there was a lot of speculation that Marty Mornhinweg would be fired. But it was business as usual as he wasn't.
Lions end season full of questions with no answers for fans
It's the end of another season, and the Detroit Lions' organization has once again left their fans full of questions. The coaches and general manager should be fired, but will they? So where do the Lions go from here?
Mornhinweg full of strange optimism and lame excuses on Lion's losing
The Detroit Lions are described as fighters by head coach Marty Mornhinweg. While they may be fighters, they more resemble Evander Holyfield in his late career losing to David Ruiz and Chris Byrd, than when he was champion early in his career.
Lions quarterback Harrington misses the field already
Joey Harrington was apologetic now that his rookie season as the Detroit Lions' starting quarterback is over because of his irregular heartbeat that was discovered during last Sunday's game against Tampa Bay.
General: A sports Christmas wish list
I was asking what the members of the Detroit Lions wanted for Christmas Wednesday for the magazine that I write for, "Real Detroit Weekly," and in asking this question numerous times, and getting responses such as rims for my car, warm weather in Detroit, etc., I came up with what I want for a sports' Christmas of my own.
Falcons must beat Lions to stay in playoff race
With two games remaining, the Atlanta Falcons control their own playoff destiny in the NFC. Their first roadblock is this weekend against the 3-11 Detroit Lions.
Harrington saves the year for the Lions and its fans
By picking Joey Harrington with the third pick of the draft, Lions' management probably didn't realize that he would save the whole franchise. With his enthusiasm and skills, Harrington has given Detroit fans something to be optimistic about for the first time in years.
Please Mr. Ford, sell the Detroit Lions
The Lions are the joke of the NFL. The Ford family does not know who to hire to run a winning team. So, sell the team to an owner who has some clue on recruiting winners for an organization.
Lions tell fans to stay away
After a terrible 2-14 record last year, management for the Detroit Lions decided to close practices to the public. What a way to thank fans for sticking with a team that has been going backwards for the last few years.
No light at the end of this tunnel
The Detroit Lions finished the 2001-02 season with a record of 2-14. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like next season is full of promise either.
New Year's resolution for the Detroit Lions -- Lose Weight
The Lions need to do something to the team before they move into the new staduim next year. Getting rid of Matt Millen and Marty Mornhinweg would be a good start.
Detroit Lions win, but it is only one game
After watching the Lions players throwing helmets and upper management hugging, one would think Detroit just won a playoff spot. Celebrating at 1-12 is just ridiculous.
Detroit Lions are still perfect at 0 and 6
The Lions have not started this bad since 1955. They continue to struggle and find new ways to lose week after week. New coaches and management have only made it worse.
Winless Lions dealt yet another blow, top WR goes down.
The Detroit Lions continue to struggle, as they take hit upon hit and remain winless after five games.
NFL: Me-ouch!
The Detroit Lions limp into a battle against the Tennessee Titans winless after a Germane Crowell mental lapse as time runs out in a near comeback against the Minnesota Vikings.
Lions need to apologize for Monday Night performance
The whole Lions organization needs to express their regret for the terrible game they gave the St. Louis Rams on Monday. The NFL, NFL fans, ABC network, and most of all, the Detroit Lion fans deserve to be apologized to.
New coach plus a new general manager still equals the same Detroit Lions
Marty Mornhinweg was supposed to install a new and exciting offense in Detroit. Matt Millen was supposed to bring a new attitude to the Lions. But the Lions look the same as they did, maybe even worse, when Bobby Ross was coach.
Green Bay off to fast start
The Detroit Lions came into Sunday's game against the Green Bay Packers with a new owner (Matt Millen), new head coach (Marty Mornhinweg), new offense (West Coast) and a new attitude. Unfortunately for them, the Packers brought their "A" game to Lambeau.
NFL: Rice a good side dish for Lions
The Detroit Lions could use a winner like Jerry Rice. Hopefully, he will not be discouraged by the quarterback situation in Detroit.
NFL: Wake Up Detroit Lion's Fans, It's Mornhinweg Time
Matt Millen hired Marty Mornhinweg as head coach of the Detroit Lions. How will the move affect the team's ability to press forward on its road to success?
NFL: Detroit Lions Finally Make A Move In The Front Office
General analysis of the Matt Millen hiring by the Detroit Lions for GM of the team.
NFL: Lions Play Santa Claus To The NFL And Their Fans
It is a blessing for the fans to watch St. Louis play instead of the Lions. After Detroit's fiasco game against the Bears, they don't deserve a shot in the playoffs.
NFL: It's Make or Break Time for the Detroit Lions
The Lions are different than last year even though they have the same record. I explain why, and why they will do better this year.
It's Make or Break Time for the Detroit Lions
The Lions are different than last year even though they have the same record. I explain why, and why they will do better this year.
NFL: NFC Central Report
What am I going to do with those pesky Detroit Lions? An 80-yard punt return by Desmond Howard down to the 2-yard line was wasted as the Lions had to settle for three. This is the NFC Central Report…